Guy out

To fall asleep right after sex. Typically a guy thing.

I tend the guy out with Diana, sometimes Diana guys out on me after sex.

by Guyoutguy November 3, 2018

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National ask a guy out day

Cmon girls don’t be such a coward

Girl 1: hey it’s November 14th you know what’s special about this day
Girl 2: oh yeah it’s National ask a guy out day
Girl 1: you should ask Adam out

by Badam_Blind November 13, 2019

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National ask a guy out day

Come on girls don’t be such cowards

Girl 1: hey you know what’s special about this day
Girl 2: it’s National ask a guy out day

Girl 1: you should totally ask out Adam

by Badam_Blind November 13, 2019

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Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.

You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011

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guy's night out

A preferably pre-designated night out every week or more where a male needs to have a break from the insanely annoying bitchy and irrational female sex. Women do not need a girls night out, however, because they are insane and their life revolves completely around men

God my girlfriend is a pain in the ass, I really need a guys night out to degrade women and have discussions that consist of something other than clothes, accesories, and why my girlfirend hates her best friend.

by The kid October 31, 2003

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