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National ask a guy out day
Girl 1: hey it’s November 14th you know what’s special about this day
Girl 2: oh yeah it’s National ask a guy out day
Girl 1: you should ask Adam out
Girl 2: oh yeah it’s National ask a guy out day
Girl 1: you should ask Adam out
National ask a guy out day by Badam_Blind November 13, 2019
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Guy out • National ask a guy out day • Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of. • guys' night out • guy that stalks kids outside of school • the guy that runs that outfit over there • Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy • Guy Best Friend • guy friend • Guy Sebastian
National ask a guy out day
Girl 1: hey you know what’s special about this day
Girl 2: it’s National ask a guy out day
Girl 1: you should totally ask out Adam
Girl 2: it’s National ask a guy out day
Girl 1: you should totally ask out Adam
National ask a guy out day by Badam_Blind November 13, 2019
Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.
A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.
This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.
guy's night out
A preferably pre-designated night out every week or more where a male needs to have a break from the insanely annoying bitchy and irrational female sex. Women do not need a girls night out, however, because they are insane and their life revolves completely around men
God my girlfriend is a pain in the ass, I really need a guys night out to degrade women and have discussions that consist of something other than clothes, accesories, and why my girlfirend hates her best friend.
guy's night out by The kid October 31, 2003
Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy
Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy by kill me pls bro now ill murder May 14, 2022
Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy
Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy by kill me pls bro now ill murder May 14, 2022
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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