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guy drama 

1) They are cockblocks.
2) They don't listen when you speak.
3) They break up with you but they still expect action.
4) They call/msg/text you at the most inconvenient times.
5) They lie about their whereabouts.
6) They call you when they're drunk/high.
7) They are so possessive.
8) They are always ready to kick another guy's ass just because he looked at one of their boys funny.
9) They think that staring is polite.
10) They sleep around yet they expect their wives to be virgins.
You're friend is such a cockblock...ugh! Such guy drama
guy drama by P2B March 24, 2007
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One guy's trauma is another guy's drama 

The basic law of most television.
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Me: Hey, one guy's trauma is another guy's drama?

Guy Fieri's Giant Ass Explosion Dramatica 

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Guy 1-Yo i cant wait for Guy Fieri's Giant Ass Explosion Dramatica' new album "duct taped to a moose('s cock)!!
Guy 2-I know i cant wait to hear such classic songs as barftrails, and cellino and barnes.
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