(guh-turd) A mixture between being Haggard, in the gutter and almost always being intoxicated from some substance no matter what time of day; usually the funny guy at the party who always takes something just a little bit too far.

Look at Perry over there, he's pretty shitfaced.
(2 hours later)
Oh, fuck! Who shit in the microwave and put it on defrost? Perry?! Was it you? Man, you're guttered bro!

Guttered by Jaclay February 25, 2010

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Guttered

Past tense of someone being gutter stomped.

Did you hear how Matt died? He had his face guttered in.

Guttered by BrokeXCampbell November 2, 2018

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Gutteries

Nickname for getting in them guts during sex.

I’m about to rearrange them gutteries tonight.

Gutteries by ShadyZay March 19, 2020

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Guttered

Under the influence of intoxicating substances to the point of being out of control.

God I was so guttered last night.
He is so guttered he couldn't get it up.

Guttered by Weezhard January 31, 2003

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Baddest of Bitches and the most gutterest of hoes

Term used to describe the typical jig city bitch.

" Damn, does she really have seven colors in her head?"

Reply, " Oh, she does! Only the baddest of bitches and the most gutterest of hoes can pull that off."

Baddest of Bitches and the most gutterest of hoes by hello... April 23, 2008

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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