Gutterballs

A promiscuous guy's balls. His balls are so dirty, they may as well have been dragged through the gutter.

Get your nasty ass gutterballs away from me!

Gutterballs by Christyn April 2, 2008

Gutterballs

When a man doesn’t wipe his ass after a shit, leading to shitty balls. Aka: gutterballs

“God dammit Mike, how many times do I have to tell you I’m NOT sucking your gutterballs!”

Gutterballs by daddyyyyy November 11, 2020

Gutterballs

The state of one who, with their mind in the gutter, unintentionally has given themselves a powerful erection that, upon lack of release and subsequent contraction, shriek in agonizing pain in the state known as "blue balls".

A state of blue balls with an origin rooted in fantasy.

I was thinking about Trish's ass in Calculus and I got the worst Gutterballs I've ever had in my life.

Gutterballs by Sticky Steven June 5, 2018

Gutterballs

The state one experiences when their mind is roaming, or "in the gutter", which results in a subsequent erection. The lack of release results in Blue Balls, ergo, Gutterballs.

I was thinking about trisha the other day in calc and I got the most painful Gutterballs i've ever had in my life.

Gutterballs by Sticky Steven June 5, 2018

terminal gutterballs 

A medical condition which causes the testicles to precipitously drop off and roll away into the gutter.

It happened so suddenly, without warning as he was walking to his car, but that’s how terminal gutterballs strikes!

terminal gutterballs by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Gutterballin 

1. The process of dating, talking to, having sex with, or marrying someone WAAAAY below normal standards.

2. When your friends don't like your girl, it becomes her nickname.

1. "Yooo, PLEASE tell me you're not with this girl man? she looks like a cross between a goblin and Ving Rhames! You need to quit gutterballin"

2. "So, Jim, how's life with you and old Gutterball over there?"

Gutterballin by callmetrouble21 March 27, 2009

Gutterballed 

(v.) the action of being teabagged by a homeless man.

Timmy was mugged and gutterballed behind the 7-11 last night.

Gutterballed by atcj0611 January 9, 2011