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Gutterballs

A promiscuous guy's balls. His balls are so dirty, they may as well have been dragged through the gutter.
Get your nasty ass gutterballs away from me!
by Christyn April 2, 2008
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Gutterballs

When a man doesn’t wipe his ass after a shit, leading to shitty balls. Aka: gutterballs
God dammit Mike, how many times do I have to tell you I’m NOT sucking your gutterballs!”
by daddyyyyy November 11, 2020
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Gutterballs

The state of one who, with their mind in the gutter, unintentionally has given themselves a powerful erection that, upon lack of release and subsequent contraction, shriek in agonizing pain in the state known as "blue balls".

A state of blue balls with an origin rooted in fantasy.
I was thinking about Trish's ass in Calculus and I got the worst Gutterballs I've ever had in my life.
by Sticky Steven June 5, 2018
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Gutterballs

The state one experiences when their mind is roaming, or "in the gutter", which results in a subsequent erection. The lack of release results in Blue Balls, ergo, Gutterballs.
I was thinking about trisha the other day in calc and I got the most painful Gutterballs i've ever had in my life.
by Sticky Steven June 5, 2018
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terminal gutterballs

A medical condition which causes the testicles to precipitously drop off and roll away into the gutter.
It happened so suddenly, without warning as he was walking to his car, but that’s how terminal gutterballs strikes!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019
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Gutterballin

1. The process of dating, talking to, having sex with, or marrying someone WAAAAY below normal standards.

2. When your friends don't like your girl, it becomes her nickname.
1. "Yooo, PLEASE tell me you're not with this girl man? she looks like a cross between a goblin and Ving Rhames! You need to quit gutterballin"

2. "So, Jim, how's life with you and old Gutterball over there?"
by callmetrouble21 March 27, 2009
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Gutterballed

(v.) the action of being teabagged by a homeless man.
Timmy was mugged and gutterballed behind the 7-11 last night.
by atcj0611 January 9, 2011
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