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guten tag
guten tag by laurel = l33t April 26, 2004
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Guten-Tag by Surper original name November 1, 2021
Guten Tag meine Schlampe
A formal and overall polite way to greet a woman (or a group of woman by adding an 'n' to the end of Schlampe) in German. Literally means 'Good day my Lady.'
Ex.1
Jonny is walking to school. He sees a romantic interest talking to a group of her friends, and wants to gain her attention. As he walks past, he shouts, "Guten Tag meine Schlampen!"
Ex.2
Robert is looking to get a raise from his boss. Hoping to impress his superior, he greets his female boss by saying "Guten Tag meine Schlampe!"
Jonny is walking to school. He sees a romantic interest talking to a group of her friends, and wants to gain her attention. As he walks past, he shouts, "Guten Tag meine Schlampen!"
Ex.2
Robert is looking to get a raise from his boss. Hoping to impress his superior, he greets his female boss by saying "Guten Tag meine Schlampe!"
Guten Tag meine Schlampe by PossumCuber November 19, 2010
hello or guten tag
when you want to act professional, so you speak in multiple languages to try to impress someone, but it doesn't work out.
hello or guten tag by the goofy typist March 18, 2026
Guten NO Tag
Something to type under those German Instagram reels where you don’t understand what the people in the reel are saying.
Bro 1: you see this funny German IG reel? *shows bro 2 a reel*
Bro 2: *doesn’t understand the reel* Guten NO Tag.
Bro 2: *doesn’t understand the reel* Guten NO Tag.
Guten NO Tag by Memes do ur mom June 30, 2026
gluten tag polen
gluten tag polen by 69 noice August 12, 2021
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