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Guten Tag 

It means: Hello!, Good day!, Good afternoon!, How do you do? in German
Friend: Hello
Me: Guten tag!
Friend: Does that mean pack a bowl or hello?
Me: ja
Friend: "ja" what?
Me: ja to both
Guten Tag by Psyska October 23, 2013

guten tag 

German for good day, but we all know it really means "Good times."
Remember when we did that stuff? Oh man, guten tag!
guten tag by laurel = l33t April 26, 2004

Guten Tag meine Schlampe 

A formal and overall polite way to greet a woman (or a group of woman by adding an 'n' to the end of Schlampe) in German. Literally means 'Good day my Lady.'
Ex.1

Jonny is walking to school. He sees a romantic interest talking to a group of her friends, and wants to gain her attention. As he walks past, he shouts, "Guten Tag meine Schlampen!"

Ex.2

Robert is looking to get a raise from his boss. Hoping to impress his superior, he greets his female boss by saying "Guten Tag meine Schlampe!"

hello or guten tag

when you want to act professional, so you speak in multiple languages to try to impress someone, but it doesn't work out.
Hello or guten tag, how has your day been?

Guten NO Tag

Something to type under those German Instagram reels where you don’t understand what the people in the reel are saying.
Bro 1: you see this funny German IG reel? *shows bro 2 a reel*

Bro 2: *doesn’t understand the reel* Guten NO Tag.

gluten tag polen 

start of a world war
gluten tag polen by 69 noice August 12, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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