gurutwa 

Gurutwa is the sweetest boy you’ll ever come across. He is considerate, kind, understanding and all of the amazing qualities you can think of. He is literally the best person you'll come across. He respects your decisions, and recognises your talent, your intelligence and gives you the credit that you deserve. Gurutwa deserves the best in the world - because that’s how he treats others. He puts others before himself.

Oh my gosh! This is too kind, you’re an absolute Gurutwa!

gurutwa by peoplepleasingbadtameezdil July 1, 2023

gurutard 

A person in the internet marketing industry, who offers paid courses to teach people how to make money online, but in reality he/she has no clue what they're talking about.

This guy has 0 clue what he's talking about, but he claims to be making millions thanks to internet marketing and then he offers you his paid course for few hundred bucks a month ... he is a complete gurutard.

Don't you ever buy online money making courses from gurutards like Tai Lopez , only the seller is the one who will profit from this!

Always do your own due diligence before investing in an online money making course! There are lots of gurutards who will only steal your money and all you'll learn is nothing.

gurutard by bhwneon January 6, 2019

Gurutvakarshan 

Hots for a teacher

I would not have flunked my Physics course if not for some serious Gurutvakarshan...

Gurutvakarshan by Richsin November 23, 2018

gurudwara 

Worshiping place/mothership for Islam Ver 1.2 - Sikhs

Sikhs often use these as baits by hiding their terrorist gurus (guru bhindranwale bin laden)and then tempting your goverment to attack. After the attack, they will kill you prime minister (ref: Indira Gandhi) and ask for a seperate nation to be made of the ghetto in which they live.

Originally, gurudwaras used to come with a fuse, but not they are available with remote-detonation capability.

Very similar to mosques in architecture, but are white and have 300% more RDX.

Girl: Why is that gurudwara lying on the road?
Guy: Stay clear and inform the police, they want your govt to trip on it and declare civil war

Girl: Where do you come from, you sexy uber-muslim ultra-jehadi?
Guy: From da bronx that is rightfully Khalistan, bitch, and so iz yo house, we've lived in america long enough.

Girl: Who was to blame for 9/11
Guy: Sikhs, bitch, we did it with Canada-bound Kanisha flight 15 yrs before 9/11. Remember?

gurudwara by Peter Nathan October 7, 2007

Gurudwara 

Sikhs worshiping or religious place. They go their for worship and pray to God for Global peace and prosperity.Gurdwara is a house of the guru, derived from "Gur" for Guru, and "Dwara" meaning house or door. People of all religious backgrounds or of no religious faith are welcomed into a Sikh Gurdwara. However, it is necessary that any visitors remove their shoes and cover their head with a rumâl before entering the Darbar Sahib. Visitors are also forbidden to go into the gurdwara while they are inebriated or possess alcohol, cigarettes or any intoxicating substance.

a mosque - muslims worship place
a church - Christians worship place
Gurudwara is Sikhs worship place.

Gurudwara by Inderpreet Singh June 2, 2008