gurnz 

Australian Slang for writing your tag, usually done with a marker or spray can.

“Ay lad ya wanna go for a gurnz?”
“Nah bro I’m on bail I don’t wanna risk it”
“Stop being such a bitch cunt”

gurnz by Eshladoner420 November 2, 2020

Gunzel 

Gunzel ( noun, slang Australia): A person who pursues
useless and pointless railway enthusiast activities. Verb (intransitive) to
gunzel, to go gunzelling. From an old English term meaning “kept boy” which has homosexual connotations.

In the professional Railway Industry the term "DFC" or "Dribbly Foamer Cunt", has largely replaced "Gunzel" although the term "Gunzel" is still used in railway enthusiast circles.

Gunzels like Railpage and Trains!

Gunzel by BarneyD October 18, 2008

gunz'd 

the act of finding oneself in a precarious situation due to utter stupidity.

Scott was gunz'd when he called 411 and asked for a cab to pick him up on the 2nd floor.

Fred's wife was gunz'd when scott ate french fries off of her plate.

Scott was gunz'd when he fell down a flight of stairs and had a dog gnawing at his leg on the bottom stair.

gunz'd by mrbigcock April 21, 2014

Gunzen 

1:The uncontrollable urge to be a an attention seeking, cry baby on internet forums.

2: A Male who shows strong emotion or stereotypical feminine menstrual cycle qualities.

I went away for the weekend, check back in and Gunzen is still "Gunzening". Gunzen, have you cried yet?

{Cry Baby Bitch Boy} Mental Midget Mentally unstable

Gunzen by UJAnon October 7, 2016

Gurney Girl 

Girls (or Gurney Guys) who are attracted to EMT/Paramedics just for their job. Similar to a badge bunny but for paramedics

A: Bro, I met this girl last night and she immediately invited me to her place!
B: Were you still in your paramedic uniform?

A: Well yea I was at the psych hospital…
B: Dude, that’s totally a Gurney Girl…

Gurney Girl by Samc28 July 15, 2021

Gurnial 

the act of someone in denial when they are gurning under the influence of drugs...

example: TED: "mate your gurning like a motherfucker!!!"

Steve: "NO IM NOT!!!"

TED: "hahaha GURNIAL M888!"

(DISCLAIMER: all characters used in this definition are totally fictional and in no way relate to any real people)

Gurnial by Getloose November 25, 2009

gurning 

The grotesque face a person or creature pulls when they are absolutely fucking pinging.

Festival:
James: Fuckin hell boys that's a mad pill.
*10 mins later*
James: gurning

gurning by weaponised_autism July 14, 2019