gurming
What a star-struck person will do as they discover they're in the same room with a celebrity, whether they've actually a fan or not.
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gurning
gurning by weaponised_autism July 14, 2019
Gurping
Gurping by Cum lover 69 September 7, 2020
It’s gurting time
This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik
This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus
It’s gurting time - Erik
This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus
It’s gurting time by sleepy gurt January 25, 2023
Gurting
Guts + hurting = Gurting.
Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers
Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.
Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.
CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.
Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers
Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.
Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.
CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.
David: Oh man. I definately should not have drank that six pack, those blue bombers or that tequila shot. And my butthole keeps telling me the tabasco sauce on top of the chili cheese fries was a bad idea.
BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.
BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.
Gurting by Barbara Dole September 15, 2010
Sneak-Gumming
The act of getting chewing gum from your pocket, bag, place of storage, when surrounded by a large (or if you're greedy, a varitably small amount) of people, as so that the surrounding people do not notice you have gum, and hence will not request gum from you, depleting your store that was meant for the next week and a half.
Guy 1: "I see you have a fair amount of Gum there, Guy 2."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I've been Sneak-Gumming all week! Them vultures don't got nothin' on me!"
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Man: "*Chew*"
Everyone: "GOT GUM?! GIMMEGIMME."
Man: "Damnit I've never been very good at Sneak-Gumming".
Guy 2: "Yeah, I've been Sneak-Gumming all week! Them vultures don't got nothin' on me!"
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Man: "*Chew*"
Everyone: "GOT GUM?! GIMMEGIMME."
Man: "Damnit I've never been very good at Sneak-Gumming".
Sneak-Gumming by Jamieleets April 6, 2010
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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ulzzang
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