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gumbette 

A female version of a gumby (Someone with little or no co-ordination or common sense and lacks any talent or potential to do anything but fuck everything up. - Scotty). Originally used to describe a particularly gumby Punjabi girl called Priya.
Priya we'll never get this spit roast going with you being such a gumbette!
gumbette by ghettosmurf August 31, 2007
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A female Guru, having extensive knowledge or sills in a given field.
She is the Guruette of online marketing.
Guruette by Marianne McEachern January 3, 2009

Gurvette 

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