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The best guy you could ever have in ur life. He's the most humble,handsome and caring guy. His MANN is 👇 MATT is 👆. Oftenly called trimjeet,topijeet. Better hide your girls coz he's a Playboy and can steal yo gurl with his humour.
Overall a guy with OG humour
Gurbeg MR.STEALYOGIRL
gurbeg by WEST DILLI NIGGA January 25, 2022
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The most amazing woman on this entire planet. She would be nice to a dead pigeon. She is amazing in bed all the time and the perfect woman to spoon.
Guy: Oh Shit thats a gurbet I gotta go marry her
gurbet by heisnberg October 12, 2013
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Garbège 

noun

etymology: French and English, derivative of "garbage," pronounced 'gar-bEEj'

a: Anything that seems fancy or good, but is actually whack.
"If you see a fancy whack nigga, call um' garbège."

"That weed looked green, but it was really just garbège."
Garbège by ConnectFour February 15, 2010
Gurber- Somebody who gets gurbs.
That nigga down the street is a gurber.
Gurber by Cairogotbitches October 29, 2020

gurblegurble 

This kind of person often changes his name to sodhouse than purple sodhouse for a total of 25 dollars.

Very racist and sexist

Often roasts pickles and calls his friends into killing themselves

If you see one of them, kill yourself immediately or call the military or a quarantine squad... ...or even George Bush!
"Hurry, take your suicide pills, he's coming" said the worried citizens.

"Wiener up the but, smoke the pipe of society, I smack emo kids with bibles in my backpack!!"

(que: heads of citizens exploding.)

Note: The previous terms used above are actually said by GurbleGurble
gurblegurble by Chi Rae Disk1 January 20, 2009
The most beautiful, most handsome person ever, in both looks and character. She's the kind of girl who would do anything for her spouse. Her eyes will be the most beautiful thing you'll ever see. Her Body is a masterpiece. She is a gift from God himself, a masterpiece in all arts. She is simply perfect, and If you are lucky enough to have her, never let her go.

FYI: Gurbets match perfectly with Gabriels
I'm marrying Gurbet, I'm the luckiest guy alive
Gurbet by Gandgee January 12, 2019
noun
someone who turns down an offer of a usually fun, enjoyable act, to do something lazy like play video games
Jim: Hey you wanna go go-karting?
Bob: No, I'm playing Prince of Persia
Jim: You are such a god damn gurtegh
gurtegh by heyyyyyyyyyyyy1 July 6, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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