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The most amazing woman on this entire planet. She would be nice to a dead pigeon. She is amazing in bed all the time and the perfect woman to spoon.
Guy: Oh Shit thats a gurbet I gotta go marry her
gurbet by heisnberg October 12, 2013
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The most beautiful, most handsome person ever, in both looks and character. She's the kind of girl who would do anything for her spouse. Her eyes will be the most beautiful thing you'll ever see. Her Body is a masterpiece. She is a gift from God himself, a masterpiece in all arts. She is simply perfect, and If you are lucky enough to have her, never let her go.

FYI: Gurbets match perfectly with Gabriels
I'm marrying Gurbet, I'm the luckiest guy alive
Gurbet by Gandgee January 12, 2019
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Gureto daze 

Japanese slang for "thats great" , mostly used as catchprase (by the ways of sarcasm) for a Bancho student w/ weird elvis like hair and the power to heal people
Jotaro: Aqua Neclace can hide itself in any liquid state

Josuke: Gureto daze
Gurbate is a way of baiting someone and tricking them. Commonly used in gaming.
Get gurbated BRO!
You just got gurbated!
Gurbate by mranch4 March 30, 2020
Most commonly referred to in the context of being rusty, old, turgid or all of the above, word describing the male shaft.

Most commonly heard in the Lenton area of Nottingham and Cheam area of South London.
Example; "That Vanessa Feltz is a right old minx ey lads...she could suck out my rusty old gurnet any day"...followed by laughing and remarks degrading females.
Gurnet by Fucktard500 May 23, 2011

gumbette 

A female version of a gumby (Someone with little or no co-ordination or common sense and lacks any talent or potential to do anything but fuck everything up. - Scotty). Originally used to describe a particularly gumby Punjabi girl called Priya.
Priya we'll never get this spit roast going with you being such a gumbette!
gumbette by ghettosmurf August 31, 2007
Garbett’s are incredibly loud, you would usually hear them before they got in the room. Hearts of gold, easy to get along with and incredible personalities. A Garbett would probably be late to their own funeral. Your not a Garbett if you haven’t been nicknamed “Garbage
The Garbett’s are here.
Garbett by Newcastlelad December 16, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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