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guoncomole 

lloyd: hey mehdi pass me the guacamole
mehdi: actually its guoncomole
guoncomole by gamer466g May 26, 2019
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Guacomole Nigga Penis 

Basically my nigga shawn pull up with them avocados fam, cut that thing in half and took out that finna big seed and then put each side of the avocado on his nutsack
Me: shawn why tf you wearing fucking avocados instead of underwear again

Shawn: *does a handstand* Guacomole Nigga penis

guacomole 

Peel the Avocado, Peel the Avocadoo

GUACOMOLE GUAC GUAC AMOLE
Peel the avocado
Guacomole guac-guac- a-mole

Mexican Guacomole

Eating out a Tijuana prostitute while she is on her period.
The Mexican Guacomole tasted rather rank.
Mexican Guacomole by Anonymous June 11, 2006

Red Guacomole 

when a man is fingering a woman, he accidentally pops her cherry...hard. Making her bleed until she almost dies and then finding out that instead that he popped her cherry she was just having her period. Or basically Period Blood
Dude, oh my god I was fingering Molly and I popped her cherry and I got Red Guacomole all over me!

Dude that SUCKS!
Red Guacomole by Greg Johanson January 16, 2008
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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