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Like hunk, but more retarded. He's an absolute fucking unit comprised almost entirely of adipose tissue (i.e. a fat fuck)
A gunc will sport a pedostache and always looks confused. Beware of their friendly demeanor, guncs are extremely hostile.
That fat fucking gunc we saw outside the theater has been hogging the shitter for nearly 3 hours. I wouldn't want to stick around to see his fat ass when he gets out.
Gunc by gunclover873 June 23, 2020
A gunc is a grandpa unc. Even older than an unc.
That dude was chillin with the dinosaurs, old ahhh gunc
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1. Worst word ever. A gunch is the epitome of everything dirty and nasty. 2. A dirty cunt.
1. Mel is a dirty gunch. 2. Your mom has a nasty gunch.
Gunch by Lou February 23, 2005
Mel is a dirty gunch!
Gunch by Lou June 23, 2004
An all encompassing word; a utility word. It may be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.

The way you use gunch is all up to you. It's an energy that can only be described as an unimaginable force that the most powerful people can use.
"Wow dude, you really gunched that one up."
"Hey, gunchie! Haven't seen you in a while!"
"What the gunch is up, Kyle?"
"I'm so gunched off right now I could punch someone."
"Uh-oh, I'm gonna gunch!"
gunch by andouilles January 5, 2022
An Uncle that is gay.
My dads brother, Steve is the coolest Guncle, ever!
guncle by JaxHulk February 19, 2009
A roblox game of which my friends have become addicted too. this "Gunchilla" of sorts has become a parasite in my daily life... I can't escape it
Ex1.
HOW IT STARTED
"what is a gunchilla"

"oh its just a what we call this roblox game called gorilla"

EX2.

" ̧̨̛̬̝̳̪̦͇̹͙͎̪̯͙͛̍̏̀̀̒̿̋͐̀̿̈́́̉́͂̿̿̆͘͠ͅͅG̵̡̹̟̻͕͗̈͛Ų̵̢̨̛̛̲̼͇̤̩͉̱͉̥̜̞͕̠̜̠̩̟͈͉̦̊̎́͑̈́́̓͊̏̉̓͌́͒͆̊̐̋͌̓̿͌̾̒̕͘͝͠N ͇̜̦̳͉̓́͒̏͛̂́̀̔̂̀́̀̈́͑̈́͋̔͑͠͠͝C ̨̺̱͈͆͑̅͊͊̓̀̑̏̈́̓̈̂͂̌͂̔̈́̇̈̚͘͝Ḩ̵͇͉̥͗̃̋̉̀͌̈́̿͊̑͗̌̃̃͐̚̕̕͘Ỉ̴̢̲̟̦͖̪̆̿͛̔̉̀̓͂̊̇̌͗̓́̉̐̔͒̽̇͆́̑̓͘̚͘̕͝L ̳̭͖͚̜̻̮̣̤̯̝̒̋̀͂́́̍͐̉̒̂̃͘̕̚Ļ̴̧̡̗̣̦̜͔͉̘̳̻̖̙̞̝͈͕̥̩̂̈́̓̅̍͛̕ͅA ̢̢̛̛̩͍̦̝̠̫͎͈̱̞̻̲͙̲̰̜͇̙͉̿̀͗̄̈́̀̈̿͗͜ ̶̢̡̝͇̰͖͍̝̖̙̣̥̗͇̮̺̱͉̺̞̩͕̝́̋̒̏̐͜T̶͈̭̟͉̖͈͕̟̖̰̱̳̼̗̱̟̩̪͍̞̰̊̄͑͊̅̾̿̐̽͑́̓̇̊̑̎̒͗̕̚͜͠͠I ̧̗͈͒͛̄̽̾̾͂̂̌̽̑͋͗͂̅͗̈́̑͋̌̾͗̉͌̈́̀̽̈Ṁ̴̤̰̰̣͔̠͍͇̫͙̒͜Ḙ̴̝̜̇͛́́̀̚"̶̛̝͉͖̤̭̗̖̈́̃̀́̐̀͒̀̊̀̀͐͒͐͋͝

"Please end my suffering I'll do anything!"

"̶̨͉͇̫̠̠͙͚̗̱̺͓̙͖̏̀͂̈́̈́̈̋̔͛̂͊̐̇̊̽̈̐̑̇́̈̈́͠͝͠Ş̴̰̯̖̟̗̘̼͈̦̠͈̰̫͚̫̥̯̑͑̌͌̈́̉̊̈́̒̃͌͐̇̍̇̓̓̿̐̽͂̚͘͘͝Ų̴̻̪͙̤̗͓͙̥̯̱̲̯̹͇̠͔̲́͑̒̓̓̒͊͜͠͝͝B̶̢̡̨̡̢̢̢̛̛͉͔̜̠̝̗̱͇̪̩͍̫̰̟̹͎̤̟̭̣̲́̒̑̃̀̈́̓̑͂̈́͑̈̈́͆̽̆̕̕͘M̵̳̥͇͔͛̉́̑̂̽͆̀̀̈́̾̃̍̃͠͝I ̞̙̲̼̥͇̞̘͖̭̻̉T̶̛̙̝͙̮̩̉̔̈̊͌̀̓̆͋̈̃̂͌̐̂́̐͒̉̽̔̓̽͘͘͝͝͠ͅ" ̨̦͈̲̭̗͖͉͕̺̫̝̓͛̌̚̚͜
gunchilla by Steamed Broccoli March 21, 2021
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