3 definitions by Stalkey man
Bendigo is a city in Victoria, who’s name derives from Irish imigrants who would head up the road to Bendigo, which at the time was known Jackstown, after the man who first settled there, and as they approach a bend leading into Jackstown would say ‘Round the bend I go’ which was then shortened to Bendigo, which became the official name after Jack, the initial settler had died childless.
by Stalkey man July 13, 2018
Gumsius maximus, more commonly known as gums, is a large, docile creature who can take a lot of shit, but if the shit meter reaches maximum shart, a chemical known as youknowyou'rejustafaggotium is released into its brain, which causes it to utter the phrase 'you know you're just a faggot,' which will instantly kill anything that hears it. Feel free to approach this creature, but be sure not to provoke it.
by Stalkey man August 20, 2018
A small, strange creature found in the forests of Africa, has a diet that mainly consists of worms, feaces and small children who have been abandoned by their mothers. Is pretty fukin' weird
by Stalkey man November 30, 2017