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gummie bear 

Tall, dark and handsome and amazing in the sack...
"Hell yeah check him out, wouldn't mind gettin' me a chew on that gummie bear!"
gummie bear by Peppercornage January 12, 2009
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Gummie bear 

A large thick hairy man over the age of 60 years. Who is apart of the gay community
Ooo look at that hunk of a gummie bear over there
Gummie bear by Hairy sausages December 23, 2017

Gummi Bear 

A toothless gay man of the bear variety who gives excellent head.
Damn, that gummi bear can suck a mean sausage.
Gummi Bear by Gum-Bi May 1, 2010

Gummi Bear 

When someone with no teeth gives you a blow job.
Old Mrs. Jenkins up the street gives a mean gummi bear, and I'm not talking about candy.

Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears 

The best damn candy ever. The only problem is nobody sells them :( got to go all the freaking way to Beatty for them. Everyone bags on them for some reason ... I personly would DIE without them.
Dude! I got to get to Beatty to get some more Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears.

team gummi bear 

An exclusive group founded by Carol D. The group is centered around the worshiping of diner Dan. Gummi bear stands for good uvulas makes more interesting bodies eat angry rodents. Members of this club enjoy working at strip clubs and eatting chicken and waffles. They all have matching lower back tattoos of a large hairy spider. Initiation into the club includes stuffing the initiants mouth with grapes and having them shoot the grapes at old ladies that walk by
"I saw that girl from team gummi bear today. Her lower back spider tattoo was sooo hawt."
team gummi bear by Cathy McLovin December 1, 2013

gummi bear 

receiving oral sex from someone without teeth or one who was taken their false teeth and/or dentures out to perform the act.
"Yo man, your grandma just gave me a gummi bear"
gummi bear by BrittBritt December 13, 2007
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