gumboots 

Gumboots... A very skilled person but does not like to admit it. He claims to hate PubG but still plays it. Along all of his other friends being better than him at everything *cough cam*.... Gumboots also loves the idea of God Squad but wont admit it. Anyways he also is very fun to play with. He is very willing and can be a great friend. He is really funny, and loves to give people the good time they need. The vast majority of gumboots are very small, and helpful.

Example: Hey i need to kill myself.. Any advice?

Gumboots: No... But i have a gun you can borrow.

Gumboots is and awesome person

gumboots by Camden Howard May 17, 2018

gumboot

A word becoming common for describing a Condom / The use of a Condom in New Zealand.
A gumboot been a item of footware that is made out of rubber and completely waterproof.

Jimbo "Bro, heading to down Hamilton this weekend ay."
Kev "Ohh true, I got the clap last time I was there ay, gumboot up dude, hard!."
Jimbo "Haha, will have to double layer!"

gumboot by annoyomasz May 28, 2009

Gumboot

The kinda guy to appear charismatic and then be the worlds worst friend. He hangs out with guys younger than him to feel more confident about the fact he’s probably in a relationship with a girl who lives in a totally different country (that he’ll never actually get to see). He carries potential and most likely will never be caught taking advantage of it. He could have the hottest girlfriend in the world and dump her for no reason just to proceed to downgrade a few months later. He will probably make promises with no plan of actually keeping them.

“Ugh Gavin flaked again, he’s being such a gumboot right now!”

Gumboot by AshleyHasBands August 4, 2023

gumboobs 

The new and cheap solution to breast implants! 100% silicon free and is bound to last you a few days! Now available in sizes a to DAAAAYYYYYUUUUM!!!

Comes in six different flavors: Viagra, Grape, Splenda, Strawberry (Where's my--?!) Pocky, SPAM, or Pamela Anderson. Call in for your own personal order and we will see what we can cook!!!

Harry Cox: Hey! Did you see the tits on that one Allie chick? WHEW! TELL HER TO GET THAT FINE ASS OVER HERE AND GIVE ME SOME SUGAR!!! YEEEEEEEHARDONOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!


Dick Burns: She'll give you some sugar alright. You might wanna make sure she doesn't go in the sun or those gumboobs will melt.

gumboobs by Raipum Elons June 27, 2008

Gumbooter 

Canadian slag expression for doing something quickly or bigly.

There is a bear chasing us, better gumbooter boys!

Gumbooter by S_McTizzle June 21, 2018

muddy gumboot 

A muddy gumboot is when a drink is poured across the anus and butt cheeks of the server while the receiver lies underneath and drinks the liquid.

Usually done with alcohol during drinking games. But can be done with other liquids.

Thought to have originated from Massey University in New Zealand.

If a player vomits or urinates they have to drink it, or get someone else to, through a funnel or muddy gumboot.

muddy gumboot by slutty jesus October 12, 2010

Mississippi Gumboot 

When an amputee uses their stump to perform anal on a sex partner

"How was the sex with her?"
'Man, she was a freak in the sack, she gave me a Mississippi Gumboot'

Mississippi Gumboot by WrongStar April 1, 2022