gumboobs

The new and cheap solution to breast implants! 100% silicon free and is bound to last you a few days! Now available in sizes a to DAAAAYYYYYUUUUM!!!

Comes in six different flavors: Viagra, Grape, Splenda, Strawberry (Where's my--?!) Pocky, SPAM, or Pamela Anderson. Call in for your own personal order and we will see what we can cook!!!

Harry Cox: Hey! Did you see the tits on that one Allie chick? WHEW! TELL HER TO GET THAT FINE ASS OVER HERE AND GIVE ME SOME SUGAR!!! YEEEEEEEHARDONOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!


Dick Burns: She'll give you some sugar alright. You might wanna make sure she doesn't go in the sun or those gumboobs will melt.

by Raipum Elons June 27, 2008

gumboots

Gumboots... A very skilled person but does not like to admit it. He claims to hate PubG but still plays it. Along all of his other friends being better than him at everything *cough cam*.... Gumboots also loves the idea of God Squad but wont admit it. Anyways he also is very fun to play with. He is very willing and can be a great friend. He is really funny, and loves to give people the good time they need. The vast majority of gumboots are very small, and helpful.

Example: Hey i need to kill myself.. Any advice?

Gumboots: No... But i have a gun you can borrow.

Gumboots is and awesome person

by Camden Howard May 17, 2018