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Guillionaire 

noun, adj
A portmanteau of guillotine and billionaire, refers to billionaires that would receive the guillotine in a revolution.
Jeff Bezos, who presently sits atop guillionaire mountain, couldn't resist the urge to single handedly gentrify Long Island City for a fistful of dollars.

The Koch brothers, famed guillionaires for perennial donations to conservative PACs, stand to profit an order of magnitude more from the Keystone XL pipeline; it takes money to make money!
Guillionaire by QalTeq February 7, 2019

guzzillionaire 

WORTH A MILLION GAZELLES!
I WANT TO BE A GUZZILLIONAIRE !

Griptillion

(hyperbole/exaggerative)

So much of something that you can't even measure it.

A whole helluva lot.
Way more than a bazillion.

From the old-school 'grip,' as in: "the line is way too long, there's a grip of people waiting."
OMG I haven't seen her in a griptillion years!

I got a griptillion mosquito bites at the lake today.

The line is way too long, there's a griptillion people waiting.
Griptillion by AliLO_TheWeez June 25, 2023

guillionaire 

Someone who has acquired obscene wealth through evil or sociopathic activities, or who conspicuously uses that wealth for evil purposes, such that be among those guillotined when the revolution comes.
He made a few million flipping real estate, but it was founding the Chadcoin cryptocurrency and marketing it to millions of incels on Joe Rogan that made him a guillionaire.
guillionaire by TJMeathook April 5, 2025

Average Gruptillionaire 

An Average Gruptillionaire is a very rich npc
Wow Average Gruptillionaire is so rich!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026