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Guillionaire 

noun, adj
A portmanteau of guillotine and billionaire, refers to billionaires that would receive the guillotine in a revolution.
Jeff Bezos, who presently sits atop guillionaire mountain, couldn't resist the urge to single handedly gentrify Long Island City for a fistful of dollars.

The Koch brothers, famed guillionaires for perennial donations to conservative PACs, stand to profit an order of magnitude more from the Keystone XL pipeline; it takes money to make money!
Guillionaire by QalTeq February 7, 2019

guzzillionaire 

WORTH A MILLION GAZELLES!
I WANT TO BE A GUZZILLIONAIRE !

Griptillion

(hyperbole/exaggerative)

So much of something that you can't even measure it.

A whole helluva lot.
Way more than a bazillion.

From the old-school 'grip,' as in: "the line is way too long, there's a grip of people waiting."
OMG I haven't seen her in a griptillion years!

I got a griptillion mosquito bites at the lake today.

The line is way too long, there's a griptillion people waiting.
Griptillion by AliLO_TheWeez June 25, 2023

guillionaire 

Someone who has acquired obscene wealth through evil or sociopathic activities, or who conspicuously uses that wealth for evil purposes, such that be among those guillotined when the revolution comes.
He made a few million flipping real estate, but it was founding the Chadcoin cryptocurrency and marketing it to millions of incels on Joe Rogan that made him a guillionaire.
guillionaire by TJMeathook April 5, 2025

Average Gruptillionaire 

An Average Gruptillionaire is a very rich npc
Wow Average Gruptillionaire is so rich!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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