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A person with minimal, if any, hand eye coordination who is in the act of playing Guitar Hero. In other words, they resemble orangutans using a color coded touch screen to communicate with humans.

Is this guitarutan actually trying to play Hangar 18 on expert? I bet he wont get more than 20 percent...click click clack clack click clack click.

guitarutan by Darren Iammarino February 6, 2008

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Guitarzan

Definition: A person who excels at playing the guitar.

Background: My name in CS motherfucker!

Wow, look at that l337 ass motherfucker, he's fucking guitarzan!

Guitarzan by Guitarzan February 2, 2005

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guitarmandan

An awesome player at blizzard games. He pwns all n00bs,especially the ultimate n00bie of all n00bs codys26.
He plays guitar and is in the kick ass band posthypnotic.

Guy 1: Dude do you know that awesome guitarmandan dude?
Guy 2: Hell ya he pwns codys26
Guy 1: Hell admit it though, even a retard could own codys26.
Guy 2: True but he does kick ass anyway.

guitarmandan by guitarmandan April 1, 2005

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guitarita

Mexican slang for a curvy latina baddie whose big tiddies, small waist, and healthy birthing hips create the shape of a guitar.

Ay guitarita, ¿quieres bailar?

guitarita by Cleon Peaches June 27, 2022

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Guitarance

Something you tolerate, and yet your heart sings for it.

I have such a guitarance for trap-remix music!

Guitarance by BIRDGUITARANCE January 7, 2026

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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