guitarnage
guitar carnage.Abbreviated / combined form of guitar carnage. Loud guitar barrage. Coined by music journalist Mark Fraser
guitarnage by Mark Fraser July 16, 2008
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guitarmageddon
1. A guitar sound so rockin' that will literally bring about the end of the world
2. Yngwie Malmsteen's secret plot to bring about the rapture.
2. Yngwie Malmsteen's secret plot to bring about the rapture.
"Doth thou seeth thy Swedish Wanker God's noodling hath brought about Guitarmageddon?"
Book of Vai 11:23
Book of Vai 11:23
guitarmageddon by Char H January 8, 2006
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Guitarbage
Any and all douchebaggery associated with the use of a guitar, including, but not limited to, (a) whipping one out at a party, (b) playing an overwrought, attention-seeking guitar solo for no reason other than you feel like dominating the stage and are a hopeless fucking douchebag (see: hair metal), owning a flying V - especially for reasons of irony. Especially then.
"Yeah, I made it out to see that Metallica cover band. 5 minute impromptu guitar solo at the end of One. Buncha fuckin' guitarbage, you ask me."
"What is he doing, playing 'Major Tom' in the living room? Total guitarbage. Its funny, I guess, but what a douchebag."
"What is he doing, playing 'Major Tom' in the living room? Total guitarbage. Its funny, I guess, but what a douchebag."
Guitarbage by Chalkboard Fatass October 17, 2011
guitarget practice
1. The act of shooting squinty-eyed dirty looks at the guitar player in your band (which he, unfortunately never see's because of guitar face!) when he decides to solo LOUDY through the entire song in his usual autistic way.
Q: So how was rehearsal Saturday?
A: It was more like guitarget practice - you know how Jimmy can be sometimes. . .
A: It was more like guitarget practice - you know how Jimmy can be sometimes. . .
guitarget practice by 217 August 4, 2006
Guitarbage
Guitarbage by djchronic December 31, 2016
Guitornament
A guitar owned by someone that cannot play. Often these are obtained in by people who intend to learn, but never muster the motivation to begin/persist.
Steve: Do you know anyone selling an old guitar? I would really like to learn.
John: Ask Peter, he's got a guitornament by the fish tank.
John: Ask Peter, he's got a guitornament by the fish tank.
Guitornament by Juanaso September 1, 2013
Guitarance
Guitarance by BIRDGUITARANCE January 7, 2026
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