guicar

To blow ones load into a random starngers hair.

"I wuz walkin down da street and sum asshole jizzed all over mah hair. I got guicar'd. Yo"

by numbah one amish skanksta August 15, 2006

flying V guitar player

Someone who plays the style of guitar that's called a flying V.

Dale's a Badass flying V guitar player! Pure raw talent & genius

by Starchylde April 16, 2017

Canadian Air Guitar

An oral sex act similar to cunnilingus, except the female's genitalia is talked down to and criticized in disapproval.

Logan's Canadian Air Guitar skills have cost him his last three relationships.

by Van Jermaine October 13, 2016

Guitarist

The guy who your girlfriend left you for.

Dude... She left you for the guitarist of your own band!!!

by qwertyuioPasdfghjkLzxcvbnM July 23, 2012

Electric Guitar

An Instrument that produces a current of power, and sounds like lightning

Man 1: Wow what's that sound?
Man 2: Dude, that's a fucking electric guitar.

by Mineralogie March 18, 2017

Guitar Hero endurance

A measure of one's ability to play extended fast sections in Guitar Hero and Rock Band before before becoming utterly exhausted and not being able to finish the song.

"I can't make it through Raining Blood - I can nail the main section for the first thirty seconds, but then my vision begins to narrow and my lips begin turning blue."

"Dude - sounds like you need to work on your Guitar Hero endurance."

by Scott Shumaker February 12, 2008

guitar noob

A guitar noob is usually quite a young guitarist who thinks they can do lodes of fast shred soloing just by randomly picking and sweeping notes. They are usually found in guitar shops and guitar exhibitions like music live or NAMM playing the best guitar on the loudest amp deliberately in front of other people trying to show off a false sense of musical knowledge and technicality when they sound absolutely terrible, there for making a complete noob out of them self.
Typically, guitar noobs practice alot but are too arrogent to take criticism so just keep practicing all the wrong things there for staying at the same level of playing for a very long time.

Randon guitar shop guy: Hey, you ever heard of Yngwie Malmsteen or Steve vai, shit, man those guys can shred on guitar!
Guitar noob:Ah yeh, those guys are kwl but some of there stuff is actually quite easy!
Random guitar shop guy: No way man! lets hear u do some of their stuff!
guitar noob:(makes terrible unmusical very loud horrible noise using his guitar)...See its easy dude!
Random guitar shop guy:Yeh.....kwl....(walks away).....What a freaking guitar noob....

by Adam Kurowski November 29, 2007