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extremely, flamboyantly gay person.
Man, did you see his pink cheetah print leather pants. He is such a guffman.
guffman by Sir Jamie Hamersmtih November 7, 2003
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Guffman Moment 

When someone, or a group, acts as though they are doing something amazing, or phenomenal, or "really meaningful" or important, when to everyone else they are just humiliating themselves.

Based on the characters in the movie, "Waiting for Guffman," or any of Christopher Guest's ensemble films.
My biggest Guffman Moment was in high school when I auditioned to be one of the male cheerleaders, while wearing a self-designed costume with puffy sleeves and gold lame' short shorts. At my 20th reunion, they were still teasing me about it.

At some point George Bush is going to realize that his whole life was a Guffman Moment.
Guffman Moment by Sausalito Kid November 28, 2010
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GuffAndPuff 

An amazing creature with a huge nutsack and a nice haircut this creature likes to give cuddles and loves to give wet ass kisses
Hey bro I really like how you were cuddling that Guffandpuff yesterday
GuffAndPuff by NeoPuff99 March 2, 2023

guffmonkey 

An individual who spouts utter bollocks all day long, but does it in a way that's marginally funny. They generally have no idea that they are full of shit. They're just stupid.
Tom's an absolute guffmonkey.
guffmonkey by Greedyjames May 24, 2019
In Islam, this is one of the 99 names of the creator.
This name has a meaning as the forgiver/forgiving/mercy.
Hi Guffran! How are you?
guffran by Guffisk November 23, 2021
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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