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Guesty

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A ridiculously enthusiastic personage. Convinced that everything's going to come up roses. Incapable of touching anything that will not, inevitably, fuck up. Completely unaware that the world will fall around his ankels once agin.
"Oh, well done, Guesty, that's worked a fucking treat, hasn't it"

"Yeah, Guesty, I'll put my money on that next ime, you chump"
Guesty by james November 15, 2003
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guesty

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someone who is critically acclaimed by fellow classmates for being unequivocally individual for his/her actions.
a boy walked into class one morning wearing nothing but a pair of claret and blue y-fronts. The boy in the front row of the class exclaimed, "he's a real guesty, that one!"
guesty by George J.G March 7, 2007
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Guesty

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When multiple guest at a party or function all defecate in one toilet with no flushing in between participants. Sometimes straws are drawn to see who poops first to last.
All eight of us did a guesty at the party last night, the whole apartment smelled like shit when we were done.
Guesty by Beastauce November 20, 2023

Dirty Guesty 

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When you're giving it to her hard doggy style and spanking that ass, then when you're about to cum pull it out quickly and stick it in her ass and blow your load!
She thought I was going to cum in that pussy but instead I surprise slipped it in her ass and shot my load!! I gave her a Dirty Guesty!
Dirty Guesty by BigGuesty August 20, 2021

roblox guesty

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A piggy inspired game where some random Guest with exposed ribs, 1 arm, and 1 eye chases you.
Wanna play some Roblox Guesty? It's for Fey in metaverse champions!

Guesturbate 

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Masturbating when a guest in another's house. Carries extra shame but oh so naughty at the same time!
My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....
Guesturbate by bartear October 26, 2016

Guest towel get-a-way 

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When it becomes necessary to exit a chick's apartment via the window because you realized too late that you are drying your ass and junk with her "guest towel" after bangining the shit out if her"
I wasnt paying attention and i had to make a guest towel get-a-way. Man I dont know which i left messier, her or her goddam linens.
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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