A ridiculously enthusiastic personage. Convinced that everything's going to come up roses. Incapable of touching anything that will not, inevitably, fuck up. Completely unaware that the world will fall around his ankels once agin.

"Oh, well done, Guesty, that's worked a fucking treat, hasn't it"

"Yeah, Guesty, I'll put my money on that next ime, you chump"

Guesty by james November 15, 2003

Related Words

guensty • Guesty • guenst • Dirty Guesty • roblox guesty

guenst

an individual who requires a heavy black bag on the head in an attempt to have any variety of sexual activity

My god girl... you are a guenst - up on your knees and put your head under the blanket!

guenst by monkeysmomma December 14, 2008

Dirty Guesty

When you're giving it to her hard doggy style and spanking that ass, then when you're about to cum pull it out quickly and stick it in her ass and blow your load!

She thought I was going to cum in that pussy but instead I surprise slipped it in her ass and shot my load!! I gave her a Dirty Guesty!

Dirty Guesty by BigGuesty August 20, 2021

guesty

someone who is critically acclaimed by fellow classmates for being unequivocally individual for his/her actions.

a boy walked into class one morning wearing nothing but a pair of claret and blue y-fronts. The boy in the front row of the class exclaimed, "he's a real guesty, that one!"

guesty by George J.G March 7, 2007

Guesty

When multiple guest at a party or function all defecate in one toilet with no flushing in between participants. Sometimes straws are drawn to see who poops first to last.

All eight of us did a guesty at the party last night, the whole apartment smelled like shit when we were done.

Guesty by Beastauce November 20, 2023

roblox guesty

A piggy inspired game where some random Guest with exposed ribs, 1 arm, and 1 eye chases you.

Wanna play some Roblox Guesty? It's for Fey in metaverse champions!

roblox guesty by ItsJKCoolGuy May 4, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026