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guapportunity

an risky opportunity to acquire mad guap, and is often hard to turn down even though the risks out shine the perks.

pronounced: GWOP-ore-TUNE-ity
she gotta understand your guapportunity, and your knockin!
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A mixture between street rat and white trash. As the story goes, apparently Minneapolis rapper Prof and his friends back in high school knew a kid by the name of Gampo who used to steal things and was sketchy as hell. They would take him places and he would need to be told not to steal things, which he always would anyway, no matter where they went. Basically now Prof and his friends have no idea where this "Gampo" character is, and they don't know whether he is dead or alive. So now Prof uses this sketchy guy's name as reference to him and his friends, as well as used in Prof's music.
"You dirty Gampo, get off my street."
"Give that back you fucking Gampo."
"Some Gampos stole the radio right out of my car, I can't believe it."
"I'm a Gampo."
Gampo by spiffybardman August 23, 2011
A word to describe particularly handsome things and/or people. Origin of word: Senor Wooly
Do you see that guy Victor? He is sooo guapo!
Guapo by TSB_101 June 23, 2022
Food that is tastes bland and is not worth eating
My girl tried to impress me with her cooking, but everything she served tasted like guampf. If she had seved shit, at least it would have a flavor.
guampf by Rust John Tommy Rude October 5, 2011
The remains of chewed gum thrown by people onto the floor (indoor or out) to which over a period of time, said remains of gum resembles a black pot hole, but without the hole. There currently exists specialized tools to remove gumpots, usually consisting of a long pole and a gillette type blade on the end to scrape them off the floor. However, gumpots are ubiquitous AND perpetual, around the world due to humans fixation and habits relating to chewing gum.
The train platform was littered with gumpots due to commuters discarding their chewing gum on the floor.
gumpot by L. Zibetti October 1, 2007
Él es guapo = He's handsome.
Guapo by SPaNiSHChiCK January 21, 2008