guampf

Food that is tastes bland and is not worth eating
My girl tried to impress me with her cooking, but everything she served tasted like guampf. If she had seved shit, at least it would have a flavor.
by Rust John Tommy Rude October 5, 2011
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Guampf

A boy that sucks farts off of a girls bicycle seat
Daniel always walks around sniffing his upper lip... he must be a guampf!
by Guampf August 16, 2017
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