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gnampf

Gnampf is a word used by Bernd das Brot in the German kid's tv show Bernd das Brot. I doesn't have a meaning and can be used for everything, explaining itself in the context of the sentence, or maybe not. That's ok too.

It is pretty similar to the word "etwas schlumpfen" which is used by the smurfs to replace any other word.
Gnampf is a good word to use when you are speechless. If you don't know what to say, say gnampf.

*you dropped something* "Gnampf!"
Gnampf can be used as a swear word
"I gnampf you"
Or if you aren't able to say I love you
*holds a plushie* "Her name is Gnampf"
Such a deep and meaningful name
by Aykaramba_destroyer March 10, 2021
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guampf

Food that is tastes bland and is not worth eating
My girl tried to impress me with her cooking, but everything she served tasted like guampf. If she had seved shit, at least it would have a flavor.
by Rust John Tommy Rude October 5, 2011
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gampfem

a radical feminist who is too accommodating of transgender males and ultimately is a genderist who enforces female socialization, i.e. she is known for "simping for troon taint"
i don't follow gampfems, they enjoy tonguing troon taint
by cacaheadfem June 3, 2021
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gampfem

A subset of faux-feminism that will vouch for GAMs (gynandromorphs) in their feminism. These people are typically known as GAMPs (gynandromorphophiles), and are sexually attracted to feminized men. A gampfem believes males who larp as women belong in their feminism.
That zoomer will defend dick at the detriment of her own oppressed class. She is such a gampfem.
by realradwomyn June 3, 2021
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Guampf

A boy that sucks farts off of a girls bicycle seat
Daniel always walks around sniffing his upper lip... he must be a guampf!
by Guampf August 15, 2017
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gnampzixcolqsujkerhdbfcvtgy

There is no patterrn for this! You must be too bored!!!
gnampzixcolqsujkerhdbfcvtgy
by plmjiuhnbvcdertg December 5, 2021
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gampfuje

A brown horse's awkward way of walking
The brown horse walked with a gampfuje.
by speech teach April 16, 2019
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