gryke
An offensive term for fat person originating from the word "gross" (which can mean extremely or excessively fat). Usually used to refer to the morbidly obese.
gryke by TheOnlyProducer May 10, 2010
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Gryke
A cross between a dyke and a grub, coined by pupojas on the popular social networking site Habbo Hotel.
gryke
slur used to refer to both green lesbians (e.g., Elphaba from the Broadway and movie musical “Wicked”), and anyone else with names beginning with the letters “g” and “r” and is also a lesbian (e.g., Greta Thunberg, Gretel (from the titular fairytale “Hansel & Gretel)).
gaykery
A bakery that only serves homosexuals.
Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.
gaykery by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014
GrUke
A mysterious entity who wreaked havoc on Discord. Worshipped by a dark cult known as GRUsaders. GrUke is a combination of GRU and NUKE. This is due to GrUke having a profile picture resembling the character from Despicable Me. The NUKE part of his name refers to the bombing runs he made on Discord during the battle of Roblox I - Circa 2018.
Discord Admin: Gee whiz I sure hope I don't run into GrUke
GrUke: ψ S ̨̧̨̡̛̛̬̖̮̼̞̮͈̮͇̞̥̳͉̣̻̣̠̞̼̳͈̫̳̗̰̠̱̘͍̞̯͕͈̠̯̱̜͈̜̮̺͍͈͕̔͆̊̋̍̓̍̒̚͜͜ͅͅp̵̡̡̢̢̛̝͉̙̥̯̖̪̩̞͔̯̦̟͎̺̞͍̯͚̥͎͇̩̼̙͖̤̻͇̺̣̐̅̅͋̾̋͛̃̾̐̈́̔̓̋̑̐̓ŗ̶̬̖̣̟͖͖̗̺͕͙̳̥̳͎͚̫̟͈̗̖̺͔̲̮̜̲͎͎̂̓̃͑̇̏̀̐́͐͂̂̓͌̉̓̽̿́̈́̑̍̈̏̀̐͌͋̅̎̈́̊̈̓̕͘͜͝ͅe ̡̡̨͉͔̯̝̤̻̬͔͔͇̲͍̭̙͉̻͕̦̯̘̪̪̱̻̝̥̟͔̥̼̻̫̗̀̾̃͆̾̓͘ͅa ̢̡̛̯̤̗͕̖͈̟̟̻̜̫͚͍͔͔̲̪͍̲̦̯̰͉̜̪͇̟̗̙̹̫͇͚͖̟̬̮̺̤̣͕̹̮͖͕͂̂͗̍̒̆̐́̒̎̇͊̃͑̇́͌͛̆̀̃̈̌̔̅͋̽͜͜͜͝ͅͅḋ̶̡̛͎̲̤̟̭̌̑̎̓͂̏̈̑͌̈́͐́̿̓̊̏̈̃̇̾̈́͑̍̆̾̑̐̀̋̈́̀͌̒̓͊̈́͐͌̈̈́́͐̈́̽̌͌̋͗̌̚͘͠͠͝͝͝͝ ̢̧̻̞͕̝̱̗̫͎̻̬̥̳̣͇̘͕̳̻̤̖̖̣̮̳̤̠̏̎̒̇̋̈́̓́̈́̈́̌̂̈́̅̋̀͗̋͐͌͑̿̑́̒̌̅̋̂̀̇́̃̄͒̈͒͘͘̕͝ͅt̴̛̛̛̛̘̠͔̱̻͖͚̻̃̈́̑̾̍̃̾̓̿̔̇̋͒̀̽́̇̿̎͑́̋̈́̆͐̍̑̔̑͂́̓̀̐̀̒̋͐͐̏̈́͒̑̄͛̚͝͝͝͝h̴̡̥̼̗̭̭̦͉̩̘̙̜̘̗͈͈͇͖̲̀͗̿͗̍̆͊͂̑̏͛̐͛̇̀̓͌̉̃̔̃͝ḛ̴̛͖̬̠̮͉̩̙̦̬̂̅̔̊̊̑͒͌͛̉͋̃̏̃̓̔̍́̄̉̌̂̚͜͝͝m̵̡̡̛͖͙̬̭̖̰͔͚̥̜͙̭̘̝͉̟͇̺̮͖̙̬̪̲͖͓̖͍̖̙͖̱̰̫̎͒͗̀͋͌̋̔́̃͛͗̋̎̉̚ ̴̧̧̢̨̨̥̥͕̯͖͙̙̹͉̣͈̪̘̖̻̤̯͙̜̱̖̖͉̙͔̭͙̹͈͕̮̙̻̓̀̉̐̊̔̔̎̓̊̌̋͗͊̀̈́̓̾͌̽͒̒̅̈̃͑̍̽̑̇͌̒̅͂̂͂̓͒͋͋̚̚͜͝͝͝ͅͅc̶̨̨̥͙͓͇͍̙̰̙̺͈̝̟̪͖̻͓̘̥̹̯͕̰̪͍͕̝̤̋̆̈́̓̋̈ͅḧ̵̡͍̭̩͖̞̲͉̪̺̖̞͙̱̘͙̠̤̱̲͇̗͈̦̭̲̈́é̶̡̨̧̡̧̛̛̮̫̣̱̙̻̤̻͕̦͖̭͚̙͈̰̖̻̰̰̯̪͓͉͓̮̻̰̻͇̫̻̲͕̘̦̦͐̂̿̽̈́́̈̐͑͑͐̿̈́̓̿͂̀̿̒́͂̐̇͂́̌̅̚̕͠͝͝͝e ̢̡̡̢̢̡̺͓͖͕̳̙̩͙͎͈̹͔̩͓͇͍̭͍̹͚̯͓̪̠̻̯̱̹̮̳̤̠̝̱͇̖͔͔̤̳̮̤͔̟͓̮̭̬̦͇̲̻̗͕̯͗̃̓̅̈̾́̾̎̃̓͂̀̈̆̕̕͜͝͝͝k̵̨̨̰̬̠̪̬̘̻̜͙̯̣̮̯̓͐̇̌̆̾́̊̏̀͋ͅs̴̨̡̡̛̮̲̲̫̝͕̬͉̣̩̰̗̰̲̜͈̞̼̟̟͙͎̲̥͍͇̺̜͍͓̹̱̘̦̮̮̘̲̻͓̼̫͕͇̥̤̖̫̗̤̥̦̲͍̱̼̫̅̒̄̌͋͊̄̔͊̿̀͌͂́̃̓͌̄̒́͊̈́̈́͛̐́̑̃̅̂̀͛́̐͆̀͂̿͗͋́͌͒̍͒̾̀͘͘̕̕͘̚͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅ ψ
Discord Admin: Oh God, oh fuck
GrUke: ψ S ̨̧̨̡̛̛̬̖̮̼̞̮͈̮͇̞̥̳͉̣̻̣̠̞̼̳͈̫̳̗̰̠̱̘͍̞̯͕͈̠̯̱̜͈̜̮̺͍͈͕̔͆̊̋̍̓̍̒̚͜͜ͅͅp̵̡̡̢̢̛̝͉̙̥̯̖̪̩̞͔̯̦̟͎̺̞͍̯͚̥͎͇̩̼̙͖̤̻͇̺̣̐̅̅͋̾̋͛̃̾̐̈́̔̓̋̑̐̓ŗ̶̬̖̣̟͖͖̗̺͕͙̳̥̳͎͚̫̟͈̗̖̺͔̲̮̜̲͎͎̂̓̃͑̇̏̀̐́͐͂̂̓͌̉̓̽̿́̈́̑̍̈̏̀̐͌͋̅̎̈́̊̈̓̕͘͜͝ͅe ̡̡̨͉͔̯̝̤̻̬͔͔͇̲͍̭̙͉̻͕̦̯̘̪̪̱̻̝̥̟͔̥̼̻̫̗̀̾̃͆̾̓͘ͅa ̢̡̛̯̤̗͕̖͈̟̟̻̜̫͚͍͔͔̲̪͍̲̦̯̰͉̜̪͇̟̗̙̹̫͇͚͖̟̬̮̺̤̣͕̹̮͖͕͂̂͗̍̒̆̐́̒̎̇͊̃͑̇́͌͛̆̀̃̈̌̔̅͋̽͜͜͜͝ͅͅḋ̶̡̛͎̲̤̟̭̌̑̎̓͂̏̈̑͌̈́͐́̿̓̊̏̈̃̇̾̈́͑̍̆̾̑̐̀̋̈́̀͌̒̓͊̈́͐͌̈̈́́͐̈́̽̌͌̋͗̌̚͘͠͠͝͝͝͝ ̢̧̻̞͕̝̱̗̫͎̻̬̥̳̣͇̘͕̳̻̤̖̖̣̮̳̤̠̏̎̒̇̋̈́̓́̈́̈́̌̂̈́̅̋̀͗̋͐͌͑̿̑́̒̌̅̋̂̀̇́̃̄͒̈͒͘͘̕͝ͅt̴̛̛̛̛̘̠͔̱̻͖͚̻̃̈́̑̾̍̃̾̓̿̔̇̋͒̀̽́̇̿̎͑́̋̈́̆͐̍̑̔̑͂́̓̀̐̀̒̋͐͐̏̈́͒̑̄͛̚͝͝͝͝h̴̡̥̼̗̭̭̦͉̩̘̙̜̘̗͈͈͇͖̲̀͗̿͗̍̆͊͂̑̏͛̐͛̇̀̓͌̉̃̔̃͝ḛ̴̛͖̬̠̮͉̩̙̦̬̂̅̔̊̊̑͒͌͛̉͋̃̏̃̓̔̍́̄̉̌̂̚͜͝͝m̵̡̡̛͖͙̬̭̖̰͔͚̥̜͙̭̘̝͉̟͇̺̮͖̙̬̪̲͖͓̖͍̖̙͖̱̰̫̎͒͗̀͋͌̋̔́̃͛͗̋̎̉̚ ̴̧̧̢̨̨̥̥͕̯͖͙̙̹͉̣͈̪̘̖̻̤̯͙̜̱̖̖͉̙͔̭͙̹͈͕̮̙̻̓̀̉̐̊̔̔̎̓̊̌̋͗͊̀̈́̓̾͌̽͒̒̅̈̃͑̍̽̑̇͌̒̅͂̂͂̓͒͋͋̚̚͜͝͝͝ͅͅc̶̨̨̥͙͓͇͍̙̰̙̺͈̝̟̪͖̻͓̘̥̹̯͕̰̪͍͕̝̤̋̆̈́̓̋̈ͅḧ̵̡͍̭̩͖̞̲͉̪̺̖̞͙̱̘͙̠̤̱̲͇̗͈̦̭̲̈́é̶̡̨̧̡̧̛̛̮̫̣̱̙̻̤̻͕̦͖̭͚̙͈̰̖̻̰̰̯̪͓͉͓̮̻̰̻͇̫̻̲͕̘̦̦͐̂̿̽̈́́̈̐͑͑͐̿̈́̓̿͂̀̿̒́͂̐̇͂́̌̅̚̕͠͝͝͝e ̢̡̡̢̢̡̺͓͖͕̳̙̩͙͎͈̹͔̩͓͇͍̭͍̹͚̯͓̪̠̻̯̱̹̮̳̤̠̝̱͇̖͔͔̤̳̮̤͔̟͓̮̭̬̦͇̲̻̗͕̯͗̃̓̅̈̾́̾̎̃̓͂̀̈̆̕̕͜͝͝͝k̵̨̨̰̬̠̪̬̘̻̜͙̯̣̮̯̓͐̇̌̆̾́̊̏̀͋ͅs̴̨̡̡̛̮̲̲̫̝͕̬͉̣̩̰̗̰̲̜͈̞̼̟̟͙͎̲̥͍͇̺̜͍͓̹̱̘̦̮̮̘̲̻͓̼̫͕͇̥̤̖̫̗̤̥̦̲͍̱̼̫̅̒̄̌͋͊̄̔͊̿̀͌͂́̃̓͌̄̒́͊̈́̈́͛̐́̑̃̅̂̀͛́̐͆̀͂̿͗͋́͌͒̍͒̾̀͘͘̕̕͘̚͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅ ψ
Discord Admin: Oh God, oh fuck
Glykeria
Glykeria is a magical creature sightings of whom occur only a few times each century. She has the unique ability of being the best friend you could ever have. She's witty and very sarcastic and definitely can make you laugh even during an apocalypse . She's a truly charming person that will have any man crawling for her but if she gives you a chance it means you're special as well cause she wouldn't give up her independence for anyone . In conclusion she's the definition of perfection so words are just not enough to describe her.
-How did the date with that girl go?
-Absolutely perfect. She's a Glykeria!!!
-Omg that's such an honour
-Absolutely perfect. She's a Glykeria!!!
-Omg that's such an honour
Glykeria by lifehater96 April 22, 2020
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