When an uncircumsized man refuses or isn't taught how to clean underneath the foreskin of his penis, a thick layer of gruyère cheese can build up underneath. This can be used as a spread for bagels and muffins.
by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 07, 2019
I don't want to tell others how to live, because I have no idea and neither do you, but perhaps I could offer a simple observation I've made that has helped me quite a bit: when faced with a difficult decision, or really a simple one too, go for the option with more gruyère.
by Klerta December 02, 2018