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gruyère 

Some word notch used in his twitter
I don't want to tell others how to live, because I have no idea and neither do you, but perhaps I could offer a simple observation I've made that has helped me quite a bit: when faced with a difficult decision, or really a simple one too, go for the option with more gruyère.
gruyère by Klerta December 2, 2018
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Gruyère Cheese 

When an uncircumsized man refuses or isn't taught how to clean underneath the foreskin of his penis, a thick layer of gruyère cheese can build up underneath. This can be used as a spread for bagels and muffins.
A warm and moist environment will produce a more flavorful and fragrant gruyère cheese.

We're Here We're Gruyere, Get Used to It Burger 

A special Bob's Burgers cheeseburger that comes with gruyere cheese!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the We're Here We're Gruyere, Get Used to It Burger; you should try it!"

Grubered 

(Verb) To mislead the public into believing lies to achieve personal ideological laws pass.
The President really grubered us on that healthcare bill.
Grubered by Cree Wise November 14, 2014

grubered 

When someone lies to you and gets away with it, especially if they brag about it to someone after. The act of being grubered is grubering when someone is in the act of trying to pull one over on you.
Greg was grubered by John when he bought his neighbors lawn mower, then found out how poorly the mower ran. Later, John was bragging to Nancy about how he had grubered Greg. When speaking to a friend about a transaction you think they were ripped off on. Aw man, you've been grubered!
grubered by quickslvr November 14, 2014

Grubered 

1. An act of malicious compliance that screws over your co workers

2. The act of contaminating community food with your fingers or a licked spoon
This job just got grubered

That pickle jar has been grubered
Grubered by TeamCook April 6, 2021

Gruyeragus

Gruyere cheese+asperagus
Gruyeragus is tasty
Gruyeragus by Pingrel polber June 9, 2022