Soviet Stache

The result of eating out a woman on her period. Results in a red mustache on the upper lip.

Stacy: "Thanks for eating me out Chad. You look so hot with that soviet stache."
Chad: "The redder, the better"

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 17, 2024

Unc

A crazy, old black man. Uncs are usually senile or under the influence of crack cocaine. Sometimes both.

There was an unc screaming at himself outside of Waffle House so I went to Golden Corral instead.

by Ichdkslwuueo82 April 29, 2024

Twang

Tart flavor of pussy when your girl mid-cycle.

Mmmm her pussy gotta lil twang to it tonight

by Ichdkslwuueo82 February 26, 2023

Gruyère Cheese

When an uncircumsized man refuses or isn't taught how to clean underneath the foreskin of his penis, a thick layer of gruyère cheese can build up underneath. This can be used as a spread for bagels and muffins.

A warm and moist environment will produce a more flavorful and fragrant gruyère cheese.

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 06, 2019

Wet Taint

When you dribble after you urinate and it moistens your taint.

I have to wear a "WET TAINT" sign at all times due to my chronic urine incontinence.

by Ichdkslwuueo82 October 08, 2019

Shmepis

A tiny bepis.

Ayo, Tony I heard Joey got a Shmepis.

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 04, 2019