Shmepis

A tiny bepis.

Ayo, Tony I heard Joey got a Shmepis.

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 05, 2019

Gruyère Cheese

When an uncircumsized man refuses or isn't taught how to clean underneath the foreskin of his penis, a thick layer of gruyère cheese can build up underneath. This can be used as a spread for bagels and muffins.

A warm and moist environment will produce a more flavorful and fragrant gruyère cheese.

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 07, 2019

Wet Taint

When you dribble after you urinate and it moistens your taint.

I have to wear a "WET TAINT" sign at all times due to my chronic urine incontinence.

by Ichdkslwuueo82 October 09, 2019

Soviet Stache

The result of eating out a woman on her period. Results in a red mustache on the upper lip.

Stacy: "Thanks for eating me out Chad. You look so hot with that soviet stache."
Chad: "The redder, the better"

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 17, 2024

Twang

Tart flavor of pussy when your girl mid-cycle.

Mmmm her pussy gotta lil twang to it tonight

by Ichdkslwuueo82 February 27, 2023

Unc

A crazy, old black man. Uncs are usually senile or under the influence of crack cocaine. Sometimes both.

There was an unc screaming at himself outside of Waffle House so I went to Golden Corral instead.

by Ichdkslwuueo82 April 30, 2024