grunthole 

anus; butthole.

MOMMY! It feels like there is a bug in my grunthole!

grunthole by Banjo June 13, 2003

Granthole 

Someone gullible beyond belief. Thinks everything you say is true.

That Granthole really though he was supposed to be in Battle of the Bands. What a Granthole!

Granthole by Curling King 007 December 17, 2013

Granthole 

Someone who bothers people to do meaningless tasks (jump their car, make them food) when others can help them instead.

"Come jump my car," said the Granthole. "I hate you," I replied.

Granthole by Curling Man 1992 January 30, 2014

Granthole 

A legend who lands biddies like a champ, downs fireball like water, and slays smooth jazz like Louis Armstrong.

On his 21st birthday, that Granthole gave the most interesting man in the world a run for his money. But he'll probably just go back to being a Granthole tomorrow.

Granthole by Curling Wizard 2014 May 12, 2014

gruntler 

One who gruntles others, thus making them not disgruntled. A bringer of happiness.

My wife is a real gruntler.

gruntler by Guy Morton January 16, 2004

gruntle 

To cause happiness, pleasure, or amusement. It is most often used to denote attempts to cause these to occur in another.

I love this book and thought perhaps it would gruntle you as well.

gruntle by Steve Palmer May 31, 2005

Grunthos 

A character in Douglas Adams' "Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy," A poet of imfamous reknown from the planet Kria.

Grunthos by Anonymous October 10, 2003