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The Grantman, oppressor of the oppressed.
All hail Gruntmol.
gruntmol by The Grantman October 8, 2003
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GRÜNTMOL 

All hail!
GRÜNTMOL is the solution to all your problems big and small. Pray to him and receive his blessings.
Satan's other son, you know, the good one.
GRÜNTMOL by Ivan the not so terrible September 5, 2004
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Gruntmoggy

A made up word used in the computer rooms of London's square mile by IT staff (geeks) who wish to break the monotony of being stuck in a noisy bland environment.
Gruntmoggy should almost be sung rather than spoken and can be used with any combination of other made up sounds.
In the late 90's it was not uncommon to find photocopied drawings of a mans body in black tie with a cats head. It's believed that this was the embodiment of Gruntmoggy.
Eeee arrrr orrrr Gruntmoggy ahhhhhhhhhorrrrrrr
Gruntmoggy by PeeGeeUK August 25, 2010

grunthole 

MOMMY! It feels like there is a bug in my grunthole!
grunthole by Banjo June 13, 2003

Gruntmog 

The act of Mogging someone in a public space such as a gym, bathroom, park, etc by grunting in a far more aggressive and overt way. Can be done in a completely unintentional manner or as a show of dominance.
Aiden: I'm going to mog you lil bro

Eric: bro shut the fuck up I gruntmog your tiny ass any day of the week
Gruntmog by mogologist January 22, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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