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Grubajub 

A Grubajub is a fully sick dankineer. Someone preferably with the name of Jake. They are commonly found squating like slav in the wilderness making memes and kompot while shouting BLIN. They will usualy be wearing a ushanka.
wow i want to be like that grubajub
Grubajub by cheekiGRUBAJUB June 16, 2016

grubadubdub 

The art of acquiring exquisite eats, whether it be a thirty dollar lobster roll in Faneuil Hall or In N Out burger on the beach
It’s time to get some bomb ass motherfucking grubadubdub
grubadubdub by YOURLOCALKUSHMAN January 4, 2019

The Greensboro Grubglubgobler 

When you go to Cookout in Wendover Ave and buy a milkshake. You take the milkshake down the road to Sheetz and proceed to jerk off into the milkshake, and stick your cock inside of it and mix it up. Then you get out of your car and yell “I’m a pretty pretty princess.” If you do this process right, it will summon the Greensboro Grubglubgobler. She is a 500lb homeless meth head that will emerge from behind the Sheetz. When she pulls down her leopard print yoga pants you immediately insert your entire head into her vagina up to your shoulders. She will then proceed to lick the cumshake off your dick while you slowly suffocate inside from the toxic fumes.
I’m going to meet The Greensboro Grubglubgobler tonight. Wanna come?