growceries

Da yucky/bland-tasking "youth-body development" foods dat your snooty "health-nut" parents put in their shopping-cart in preparation to making you gag/choke down said "inedibles" during subsequent meals, instead of buying da tasty treats like burgers, chips, candy, ice cream, etc. dat you REALLY want.

Parents might have better success at getting their little ones to more-willingly partake of da growceries dat they buy if they prepared said "it's good for ya" comestibles in more-palatable forms, such as mixing dem with mashed fruit, fried rice, peanut butter, oil-baked lima beans, etc. --- pleasant-tasting foods dat are still totally healthy, but which also possess super-strong flavors dat will mask da unpleasant tastes/textures of da foods dat they are trying to get their children to put in their tummies.

by QuacksO August 25, 2019

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make groceries

to go grocery shopping; to purchase groceries; originated in new orleans

We going to make groceries today.

by kevin j kellup April 24, 2006

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eat the groceries

Eating ass, tongue punching the fart box...licking the fartbox

I was going down on bae and she asked if i eat the groceries

by Frank Pozzi April 28, 2016

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groceries

This is a reference to the song "Post To Be" by Omarion. In the song, Jhene Aiko refers to her booty as groceries. It is a sex term. He eats food and he figuratively eats her ass in a sexual way. It is now a pop culture reference. Instead of ass, one says groceries. Only in a sexual context.

"Might let your boy chauffeur me,

But he got to eat the booty like groceries." -Jhene Aiko

Person one-"Got plans tonight?"

Person two-"Yeah I'm gonna netfix and chill with bae. Hopefully I'll get into the groceries."

by Kcpp-STYLELUXE September 5, 2016

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Grosseries

A collection of various foods, all of which are disgusting and foul tasting, that were recently purchased from a grocery store. Usually purchased by a inconsiderate family member/roommate who's soul personal taste and food preferences, and not yours, were taken into account.

Tim: I'm really hungry and we have nothing to eat but stale crumpets.

Andy: Don't worry, Bridget just went for groceries.

Tim: Oh no!, all that bitch ever buys is GROSSERIES.

by Roachey15 August 24, 2009

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