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Groundie 

When a potty topper (small dime sized poop niblet left to rot on one’s toilet seat cover overnight) eventually dries up and ejects from the toilet seat cover only to remain on the floor for the foreseeable future shriveling into a small dry ball a la a grape becoming a raisin
“Hey man I saw your gnarly potty topper the other day, classy move to bite the bullet and sanitize the area.”

“Nah bro you trippin, check the back left over by the pipes, we got a grade A groundie in this bitch.”
Groundie by Misterstitches December 4, 2019
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groundie 

A groundie is a portrait photograph taken when you lie on the floor/ground. It can either be taken by the person or by someone else using the floor as a background for the portrait. If its taken by yourself, then it can be considered a selfie groundie. Typically, groundies are usually taken to be posted on social network.
I posted a groundie of myself on facebook
groundie by Jude Ugiomoh September 22, 2014
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Groundie 

A definition used by people in the arborculture industry which carries the definition of an employee that does not climb but instead cuts up branches that are sent down by the climber, sends up gear, and runs the chipper.
Hey Lakisha Did you see that dumb groundie almost get pulled into the chipper?
Groundie by 200T Fan January 19, 2023

Groundbees 

A game played mainly at a play structure. First the game begins with the person "it" counting to ten. The person "it" has his/her eyes closed while trying to tag the other players. If tagged you are "it". The person "it" can say "groundbees" as many times as they want, if the person it says "groundbees" and you are on the ground you are "it". The person "it" is allowed to go on the play structure and on the ground. The players are allowed to go on both too, but it would be dangerous to go on the ground because the person "it" would say "groundbees" and you would be "it". This game is a game of skill and ninja-ness.
While playing Groundbees I got hurt jumping from the slide to the platform. But, i'm still going to go back and play today because it's so fun.


Groundbees by Qbster April 7, 2009

Caillou gets grounded

Here is how a typical Caillou gets Grounded video goes:

Caillou: I am going to (Insert some kind of random action, such as going to Chuckie Cheese's, or eating cereal).

Caillou does said action, and then his parents, and sometimes Rosie appear.

Caillou's parents: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, Caillou! How dare you (Insert said action)! That's it! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, for (Insert random extremely long number)! Go to your room, right now.

Caillou: (While walking to room)W a a A a a a Aa a a Aa a a a A a!
10 year old: I am going to make a Caillou gets grounded video, because Caillou sucks!

reg grundies 

Dont forget ya Reg Grundies mate.
reg grundies by Matoman February 18, 2017

grounded 

1-to be restricted to your home.

2-to not be allowed to partake in certain acts.
He had been grounded for 2 weeks for yelling at his brother
grounded by Cullen Lee March 30, 2003
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