groozer

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A person who is the bro, your bro, everyone's bro!

A universal big brother who is funny, helpful and kind. They make time for the people who mean a lot to them and will be there for a chat when you need.

They'll celebrate your wins the loudest and will notice things the first!

Groozer is THE BIG BRO!

Person: omg! He was the first one to notice your win and hyped you up the loudest! He's such a groozer!

groozer by Lord Rizzest April 1, 2024

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groomer

a groomer is someone who builds a relationship, trust and emotional connection with a child or young person so they can manipulate, exploit and abuse them.

person 1: fuck zoe laverne...she’s literally a groomer!

person 2: how what did she do?

person 1: she is 19 and used her tiktok “fame” to manipulate a 13 y/o fan.
-cuddled and KISSED him multiple times

- she “caught feelings” for him

- she gave him a vapes
-twerked on him
and SOOO much more

person 2: oh wow i didn’t know that....THEN YEAH FUCK ZOE LAVERNE!!

groomer by intheloop4theyouth November 1, 2020

Related Words

groozer • Groomer • groover • goozer • grooner • grooter • groober • Groofer • groomersec • Groomersexual

Groomerator

A moderator who enjoys grooming children, typically found on discord

"did you hear about the discord groomerator who lost his powers?"

Groomerator by Velipsio May 15, 2021

Ok Groomer

A pedophile

"OK Groomer"

Ok Groomer by Scurcrow September 7, 2020

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Groomer

A groomer is a older person who has sex with or molest younger people like teens (13+)

Onision is a groomer

Groomer by Smoke_mama December 2, 2019

Groomer

Onision.

Groomer: His a pedophile... Enough said

Groomer by Drakenpage December 6, 2019

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intercom groomer

a way to talk to children without being seen

some kids were buzzing my brothers front door so he started to talk to the children, i said "stop being an intercom groomer you paedo"

intercom groomer by lanazetec125 July 18, 2011

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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