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The act of being subjected to an unwanted advance at ones personal conduct and living space while receving a loving sticky note with 3pt font and a look of unpreproportional squinting.
"Can you pass the Texas Pete!"
"I just got grooted"
Grooted by a meber of 2 company October 6, 2011
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Acronym for Get Rid Of One Thing Every Day. To eliminate/throw away/give away one item laying around one's household daily, in order to eliminate excessive clutter to better organize things.
I grooted an old can of varnish that had been sitting under my bathroom sink for years.
grooted by Ponsonby Britt September 10, 2013
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A spiritual term indicating that you are grounded and your roots are firmly set. Ready to take on any task and/or meditate.
I had to get really {grooted} before I spoke to my boss about the raise.
So high that subjective experience is perceived from the perspective of a conscious tree.
Man, I got so grooted last night I could feel my chloroplasts.
grooted by grooted_flis May 9, 2025
Being groomed is what it's called when a younger child under the age of 18 is sexually exploited by an adult or someone way older than them. Teens and even kids get groomed at a young age for being easy to manipulate, which is why creeps called "groomers" go for them.
Theres nothing a teenager can provide for an adult besides their innocence which will get them taken advantage of and groomed. It's best to stay away from older men or woman who act flirty toward you. you're not special to them they will just use you.
"My crush said I was mature for my age!"
"He's way older than you, you're mostly likely getting groomed."
groomed by perc master January 11, 2021
A state of mind in which the person becomes euphoric and the effects of THC have fully taken effect over the person. In addition the person must be at the point where they no longer feel the need to add more THC to their body in order to feel their desired "high".
I just smoked the biggest L with my boy and we are "Gooted ". Yo man that kid had such an incredible water pipe, we were using it for over an hour, I am "gooted ".
Gooted by kWeezy6 December 22, 2008
A women with a tendency to sleep with stuffed animals.
That chick who lives upstairs is weird, definitely a grooter.
grooter by rockstar47 December 16, 2011
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