Grobmaul

The use of one's penis as a club or mace to harm the elderly.

Guy 1:Dude sorry about your grandma dying.
Guy 2:It's alright.
Guy 1: How'd she go?
Guy 2: Got some viagras and gave that bitch a grobmaul.

by TreEtan March 20, 2009

Grobmuller

The sexual act which requires a naked man to lie on his back and roll backwards until his knees are beside his own ears then proceed to masterbate (wack off,beat off,have a bash,have a bat,straddle the yogurt thrower) until he climaxes onto his own face and open mouth.

Eg. MAN1 - man why is the skin on your face so smooth and fresh

MAN2 - I have a grobmuller every day

MAN1 - Sweet.

by Jezzagrob March 30, 2009