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groanade 

a bad joke told with the intention of producing a groan in response.
The comedian dropped groanades until they booed him off the stage.
groanade by çinaptic September 8, 2011
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a chick who is not ugly but is not hot at all. kinda of less then average. used many times by the male and female cast of the jersey shore.
Mike "so i splash some water in my face and look up and, there are granade's in the hot tub with us!"
granade by jerseymaster69 September 14, 2010
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Granade launcher 

Really Big ugly women that don't get laid and won't stop for anything to prevent her friend from getting "play".
Dan: "Good luck with Jenny tonight, I see she brought her granade launchers again."

Mark: "Yeah, I know. How about you help me out and be a sheild?"
Granade launcher by SR707 January 15, 2010
How stupid people spell Grenade
My friend Andrzjew spells Grenade as Granade, what a loser
Granade by 69696969SixtyNine April 20, 2018

granades 

The state of a large grandmother. I.E.- GRANDE-GRANNY
Julio's granades made tacos for him and his friends.
granades by Gordy Fox January 12, 2008

groinade 

Semen that is ejected into any beverage,stirred and poured into a cup ,glass or mug for consumption.
1. In Cocktail, Tom Cruise served many drinks but what everyone didn't know that it was secretly groinade.

2. Stiffler from American Pie was a victim of groinade when he thought it was a cup full of beer.
groinade by shumbert May 28, 2009

Granades 

1st meaning:
A spelling mistake of grenades

2nd meaning:
Tallulahs mum's huge granades 😏😉
Imogen: granades 😡
Me: wtf are granades 😨
Tallulah: my mum has huge granades 😈
Granades by aiden2024 February 27, 2022
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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