groanade

a bad joke told with the intention of producing a groan in response.

The comedian dropped groanades until they booed him off the stage.

by çinaptic September 8, 2011

granade

a chick who is not ugly but is not hot at all. kinda of less then average. used many times by the male and female cast of the jersey shore.

Mike "so i splash some water in my face and look up and, there are granade's in the hot tub with us!"

by jerseymaster69 September 14, 2010

Granade launcher

Really Big ugly women that don't get laid and won't stop for anything to prevent her friend from getting "play".

Dan: "Good luck with Jenny tonight, I see she brought her granade launchers again."

Mark: "Yeah, I know. How about you help me out and be a sheild?"

by SR707 January 15, 2010

Granade

How stupid people spell Grenade

My friend Andrzjew spells Grenade as Granade, what a loser

by 69696969SixtyNine April 20, 2018

granades

The state of a large grandmother. I.E.- GRANDE-GRANNY

Julio's granades made tacos for him and his friends.

by Gordy Fox January 12, 2008

groinade

Semen that is ejected into any beverage,stirred and poured into a cup ,glass or mug for consumption.

1. In Cocktail, Tom Cruise served many drinks but what everyone didn't know that it was secretly groinade.

2. Stiffler from American Pie was a victim of groinade when he thought it was a cup full of beer.

by shumbert May 28, 2009

Granades

1st meaning:
A spelling mistake of grenades

2nd meaning:
Tallulahs mum's huge granades 😏😉

Imogen: granades 😡
Me: wtf are granades 😨
Tallulah: my mum has huge granades 😈

by aiden2024 February 27, 2022