grinfucked

When you are "fucked", or taken advantage of, by a lie told from a grinning mouth.

The smiling used car salesman using lies, convinces a customer to buy a car that breaks down a week later. The customer was grinfucked.

by Brad Johnson June 18, 2006

grinfucked

To fuck up someone's grin when they are grinning like no other

Joe came in grinning today so I told him I fucked his girlfriend. Joe became grinfucked.

by Peppershit Cornstalk August 14, 2009

Grin-fucked

In business when someone smiles and shakes your hand assuring you that they have heard and will act upon your recommendation or concerns when in truth you have already been ignored and dismissed.

Manager Bob: "Our associates will not repond positively to further cuts in their benefits. I strongly recommend against it."

Executive Dick: (Smiling, shaking Bob's hand and massaging his shoulder)"Thanks Bob, we'll take that under advisement. You know our employees are our most important asset."

Dick then processes Bob's pink slip and cuts non-management benefits by 30%.

by Krace September 14, 2004

Griffucker

Someone who fucks the Griffin statue at William and Mary. The statue, a life-size bronze model of a griffin (half eagle, half lion), has a very prominent cock and balls, making it ideal for sex. This includes all forms of sexual activity, from ball fondling to handjobs to blowjobs to full-on vaginal or anal sex with the Griffin's metal cock. Some students put a condom on the Griffin's cock, while others prefer to take it raw, accepting any and all risks.

This term was coined by the campus satirical newspaper, the Botetourt Squat.

Katie: Hee hee hee guys, I rubbed the Griffin's balls last night, I guess I was a little drunk...
Leah: What do you mean, you rubbed his balls? You literally took his entire cock in your pussy!
Katie: Ha ha, either way, I'm a Griffucker!

by naked streaker August 7, 2019

grinfucking

grinfucking - the act of being (pretending to be) really nice to someone's face and then turning around and stabbing them in the back

past tense: "grinfucked"

related: "grinfucker" - one who commits such acts

Laura told me she loved my outfit, then told Mike I dressed like a whore; I can't believe she grinfucked me like that. What a grinfucker.

by ckd December 5, 2003

Grinfuck

From the song, Grinfucked on The Fury of Our Maker's Hand by Devil Driver. Meaning to screw someone over all the while they believe you are their friend.

The way your boss took the credit for your work all the while telling you that he was going put you up for promotion. You just got grinfucked hard.

by Hydroeric April 26, 2006

Grindfucked

to be fucked over in a very harsh manner; to beat down one with negative words, insults and demoralizing statements

steve and keith were playin video games until keith grindfucked steve and caused him to give up.

by spicy mchaggins November 30, 2011