grinectomy

Removing long lasting grin from someone's face

Pulling jokes can be bad for your health!

by Miki Rsumovic September 3, 2005

urinectomy

To make fun of a friend or, per its literal equivalent, to take the piss out of someone.

"What did you say about my mum?"
"Relax, mate, it's just a urinectomy."

by Ben Frey May 10, 2006

gringotomy

a surgical procedure to remove any aspect of an individual's personality that reflects that they are a gringo

"John, you'll need to head to Medellin to review the company's financial operations down there."
"Sounds good. I should probably see the company's travel doctor."
"Correct. I don't know exactly what vaccinations they'll recommend, but I do remember they've recommended a gringotomy for employees like you."

by uncle fuckbucket May 8, 2025