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grin fucker 

grin fucker is like grin fucking the difference is grin fucker actually put a strategy in play and in time win the grinning contest
good luck explaining your actions to the old grin fucker
grin fucker by sanxity June 18, 2019

Grin-fucked 

In business when someone smiles and shakes your hand assuring you that they have heard and will act upon your recommendation or concerns when in truth you have already been ignored and dismissed.
Manager Bob: "Our associates will not repond positively to further cuts in their benefits. I strongly recommend against it."

Executive Dick: (Smiling, shaking Bob's hand and massaging his shoulder)"Thanks Bob, we'll take that under advisement. You know our employees are our most important asset."

Dick then processes Bob's pink slip and cuts non-management benefits by 30%.
Grin-fucked by Krace September 14, 2004

Grin-fucked 

The recognisation of a predetermined response from an individual or group, incorporating a meaningless smile or grin, to reassure one that they haven't been listened to for the past 30 minutes.
Sophie stared across the table at her manager.
'You will take on my recommendations, won't you?'
Mr Taylor beamed, 'Of course we will.'
Sophie sighed, immediately realising she'd been grin-fucked.
Grin-fucked by liskam October 27, 2003

Griffucker 

Someone who fucks the Griffin statue at William and Mary. The statue, a life-size bronze model of a griffin (half eagle, half lion), has a very prominent cock and balls, making it ideal for sex. This includes all forms of sexual activity, from ball fondling to handjobs to blowjobs to full-on vaginal or anal sex with the Griffin's metal cock. Some students put a condom on the Griffin's cock, while others prefer to take it raw, accepting any and all risks.

This term was coined by the campus satirical newspaper, the Botetourt Squat.
Katie: Hee hee hee guys, I rubbed the Griffin's balls last night, I guess I was a little drunk...
Leah: What do you mean, you rubbed his balls? You literally took his entire cock in your pussy!
Katie: Ha ha, either way, I'm a Griffucker!
Griffucker by naked streaker August 7, 2019

grinfucked 

When you are "fucked", or taken advantage of, by a lie told from a grinning mouth.
The smiling used car salesman using lies, convinces a customer to buy a car that breaks down a week later. The customer was grinfucked.
grinfucked by Brad Johnson June 18, 2006

GrindFucker

One who listens to brutal extreme grind music very loud.
Simon is so heavily into the metal scene that he is a Grindfucker.
GrindFucker by simon February 7, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

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