griftware

A piece of software that is extremely expensive and still manages to provide a remarkably horrible user experience.

Altium wants how much for that piece of griftware?!

griftware by MRiddickW October 10, 2019

Grifterella 

A woman who fakes her personality, heritage, lifestyle, in order to become famous.

Hillaria Baldwin is the bell of the ball as Grifterella.

Grifterella by BostonBorn7 April 14, 2022

grigware 

A Canadian sex act that involves funneling maple syrup into a male or females rear. The opposite partner then allows the syrup to be placed in/on any part of their body.

“Dude, I totally got this girl Eve to Grigware me”

grigware by Spaulding’sSprout May 2, 2018

Griftire 

Satire so complete those being derided will pay you to make fun of them because they believe you support them.

When satire of a group that is fairly clear from an objective perspective but isn't being picked up on by the group you have satirized, and that group instead idolizes you and you use this to perpetuate a brand and grift them for as much money and influence as they can get while laughing at them behind their backs.

Doing so generally requires making statements that under basic scrutiny (or even outright blatantly) undermine the very premise you appear to support support.

Because this requires adopting a 24/7 persona to the outside world many may take the persona seriously and not realise it is satire.

Some of the most obvious Examples of this include:

Ayn Rand, Flat Earthers on You tube who repeatedly prove the earth is a globe while insisting that's not what they've done, Nick Adams (Alpha Male)

Look at these saps who believe Nick Adams, I need to figure out my one Griftire.

Ayn Rand's Griftire was so good people still uncritically and unironically believe it on both sides.

Griftire by BirdScholar August 9, 2023