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greyboxed

The mind game some advertisers play with you when you arrive at a website and the screen greys out, except for the box in the middle. It asks you to choose something like getting a newsletter, mortgage quote, or weight loss program. The grey box disables you from escaping from the page. The "Escape" key does not work, and there is no "x" button to quit the page.

If you say "Yes," you will be taken to whatever the advertiser wants.

But the "No" option is where you get greyboxed. It says something unpleasant, disturbing, and ridiculous. You have a sense that you don't want to click on the "No" because it feels wrong somehow. For example, it might say "No, I don't want to eat healthier," "No, I don't want to lose weight," or "No, I don't want to save money."

This creates a split inside of your mind. You do not want to click on the statement because you don't believe that statement, but clicking the "No" phrase is the only way out. Clicking the "No" phrase feels kind of like thinking it, but to answer "Yes" would be giving in to the advertiser and getting unnecessarily drawn away from what you were looking for in the first place.
Greyboxed again. I feel unclean.
by Ae5Ea8 January 19, 2016
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Greyjoyed

When a male gets Blue Balls to such an extreme level it could figuratively be compared to the scene from Game Of Thrones when Theon Greyjoy had his man removed with a hot knife after being teased by two very sexy whores.
Dude, I was so close to scoring with that girl from the club, but she Greyjoyed me.Before I could get it in! I thought my balls were going to explode!
by BeardedTyrant February 10, 2014
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greybox

Adjective: used to descibe a broad who is so old the hairs on her BOX (synonym for vagina; see VAGINA) have turned GREY....
Server #1 "Hey, is your party of 20 here yet?"
Server #2 "Fuck ya, and they're a bunch of fuckin greyboxes!"

Dude #1 "Hey bud, where's your car?"
Dude #2 "Some fuckin greybox ran into to me and totaled it!"
by teenis October 23, 2007
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Greysoned

To 'like' and 'comment' on everything on a persons Facebook page, so that the stalker/ whos following you applications put you in number 1 spot.
Sara. Mike your falling behind on my stalker list.

Mike. Well try it again. I just went and Greysoned your page. I should be number one now.
by Colton Mynx March 1, 2010
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Greysonedkillingered

When your up on meth for 5 days and take a huge dildo up your ass.
I greysonedkillingered with a $1 hooker last night.
by Carl.b July 27, 2022
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