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When a male gets Blue Balls to such an extreme level it could figuratively be compared to the scene from Game Of Thrones when Theon Greyjoy had his man removed with a hot knife after being teased by two very sexy whores.
Dude, I was so close to scoring with that girl from the club, but she Greyjoyed me.Before I could get it in! I thought my balls were going to explode!
Greyjoyed by BeardedTyrant February 10, 2014
Words you can keep
A term used for trolling anyone named Theon who wishes to escape the unfortunate comparison with the Game of Thrones character, who is notorious for fucking prostitutes and ugly girls, feeling up his sister, and being a general douche.
Troll: "Wait, did you say your name was Theon, like from Game of Thrones?"
Theon: "FUUUUUUUUUUU"
Troll: "Haha how is your sister going, Greyjoy?"
Greyjoy by reasons September 4, 2012

Greyjoy Employer 

Institution that never hires interns or entry-level staff.

They do not sow the career fields, they only pillage workers who jump ship from other companies that will hire or train people new to the field.
Why are you even applying at that crappy Greyjoy employer? You haven't got a chance unless you come with 10 years' experience and a spreadsheet full of clients.
Greyjoy Employer by wholesum1 November 28, 2016

greyboxed 

The mind game some advertisers play with you when you arrive at a website and the screen greys out, except for the box in the middle. It asks you to choose something like getting a newsletter, mortgage quote, or weight loss program. The grey box disables you from escaping from the page. The "Escape" key does not work, and there is no "x" button to quit the page.

If you say "Yes," you will be taken to whatever the advertiser wants.

But the "No" option is where you get greyboxed. It says something unpleasant, disturbing, and ridiculous. You have a sense that you don't want to click on the "No" because it feels wrong somehow. For example, it might say "No, I don't want to eat healthier," "No, I don't want to lose weight," or "No, I don't want to save money."

This creates a split inside of your mind. You do not want to click on the statement because you don't believe that statement, but clicking the "No" phrase is the only way out. Clicking the "No" phrase feels kind of like thinking it, but to answer "Yes" would be giving in to the advertiser and getting unnecessarily drawn away from what you were looking for in the first place.
Greyboxed again. I feel unclean.
greyboxed by Ae5Ea8 January 19, 2016

Greysoned 

To 'like' and 'comment' on everything on a persons Facebook page, so that the stalker/ whos following you applications put you in number 1 spot.
Sara. Mike your falling behind on my stalker list.

Mike. Well try it again. I just went and Greysoned your page. I should be number one now.
Greysoned by Colton Mynx March 1, 2010

Greysonedkillingered

When your up on meth for 5 days and take a huge dildo up your ass.
I greysonedkillingered with a $1 hooker last night.

Theon Greyjoy 

Person1: Look at that guy over there. He has no pp and ballz

Person2: He must be a Theon Greyjoy
Theon Greyjoy by Carl_Johnson September 28, 2023
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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