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London slang. variation of 'gret'- townie for cigarette
: oi blad, gimme a grett.
: fuck off
: watch me fuck you up blad
: cumwego
: uhhhh... il do it later. let's go blads
grett by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004
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Chonging a Grett

Smoking a Cigerrette, when used in conjuntion with the word green can be used to describe smoking a joint i.e. "Chonging a green grett". Used be spoken in a piss take chav voice...
Me: What you up to mate.
Cullen: Chonging a grett blud.
Chonging a Grett by p455w0rd June 3, 2010
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A foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
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Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.

Gettysburger 

A grilled 1/2 lb. slab of horse manure in between a kaiser roll.
I was driving to an important city and I stopped in Gettysburg because I really really had to take a dump. Anyway, I saw this place that served "Gettysburgers" and all the locals raved about them, they were awful, they smelled like a cesspool full of night soil.

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Fluffy peeks around corners ti make sure the Kitty Getter doesn't grab her!
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