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Verb; To push a person, generally an ugly old woman, crone, hag, witch, etc., into something hot, such as a fire, hot coals, or an oven. This phrase is an homage to Grettle the Great, who defeated the infamous witch of the candy cottage by heroically pushing her into a hot oven.
Dude, I totally grettled that bitch!

She pulled a grettle when she saved her brother by pushing the witch into the oven.

That insult wasn't a burn, it was an all out grettle.
grettle by Hansel Jr. March 4, 2010
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female taint, the space between the back of the vagina and the rectum (AKA, the bottom of the apple)
The poor guy went down on me but for some reason kept licking my grettle like it was going to get me off -- I burned his number, what a loser!

After 5 kids her grettle looked like it had been in a motor cycle accident!

The drunk guy with a short dick bruised her grettle
grettle by P-kiddy January 12, 2010
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daughter of tyman and mary, sister to vanessa, tyler, and tedel
grettle is so darn tootin cool
grettle by destiny May 28, 2004

Grettle tooth 

A girl with a bad tooth to gum ratio....either to much gum or to much teeth

also could be used as a broad term for an ugly chick
"Dude, check out that grettle tooth"...

"Ahhh this bar is full of grettle tooth's lets get out of here"...
Grettle tooth by gweedomang December 2, 2011
Grettel is a caring, loving, romantic person. She is usually small and likes things most people don't. She cares and is wholesome to everyone she meets and considers other people's feelings. She wants everyone to feel welcome and you're lucky if you ever date one! Marry a Grettel and see your life be the best it has been in years. Great at relationships, loyal, and amazing behind closed doors.
"I see he got a Grettel, what a lucky guy."
"Yeah he better take good care of her, though"
grettel by aestheticandpathetic September 13, 2017
Another word for a persons genitles, named after Ex-Australian Big Brother host 'Gretle Killeen'. Also acceptable to say as 'Gret'
example 1:
'Theres no soap in the shower'
'Well just use shampoo, that'll keep your Gretle Killeen'

example 2:
'Man my Gret stinks so bad'
'Well wash it you dirty bastard, mines always squeaky Killeen.'
Gretle by nipplehair8545 July 1, 2009

grottles 

the turkey gobbler piece of skin found between the cock shaft and the ball sac
sometimes when i havent washed, my grottles can be very ichy
grottles by lusid February 26, 2009
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