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Grettel is a caring, loving, romantic person. She is usually small and likes things most people don't. She cares and is wholesome to everyone she meets and considers other people's feelings. She wants everyone to feel welcome and you're lucky if you ever date one! Marry a Grettel and see your life be the best it has been in years. Great at relationships, loyal, and amazing behind closed doors.
"I see he got a Grettel, what a lucky guy."
"Yeah he better take good care of her, though"
grettel by aestheticandpathetic September 13, 2017

grezelda 

(n) similar to a minger, but only relevant for females (who are of particular grottitude).
That Grezelda was so revolting my eyes fell out.
grezelda by Ubermanky November 30, 2006
She’s the type of person who you can make an inside joke with and will always laugh at it. She might seem super serious but in reality she’s a softie. Will always, ALWAYS cry at the cheesy part of the movie. Cares a lot about how people feel about her but doesn’t want anyone to know. Fears rejection but will always be there when you need her. Has the RUDEST resting face KNOW TO MAN. But the kindest eyes. Find yourself and grettel you might regret it but hey
it’s grettel.
Person: Why is Grettel mad?

Person: Nah that’s just her resting face.
Person: ohhh
Grettel by Artzooka101 November 22, 2021
Cute girl who is very small and loves wearing crop tops. Loves to spill the tea she loves to watch beauty gurus and wait for every Shane Dawson series.
Hannah: Hey G u ok?
Grettel: *Dying of an asthma attack*
Grettel by Psychodeathmain June 23, 2019
She is meant for gabriel so if you are a Gabriel with the last name starting with and h you should keep her
Grettel and gabriel
Grettel by Gg21 😂 November 3, 2020
Grettel is a very goofy & intelligent gorgeous person, The sun reflecting her eyes will have you mesmerized you can't keep your eyes off her. Her bouncy hair & the aroma off of it is floral. She is the definition of loyalty, She is perfect in relationships, Loves food "Alot", & Very supportive Who ever meets her is lucky.
Boy 1 - Is that grettel?
Boy 2 - Yeah, She is the one I was talking about her eyes are very wonderful they change color.
Boy 1 - She is curvy too.
Boy 2 - hell yeah she is.
Boy 1 - Damn you're lucky.
Grettel by CurlyGirl0 November 5, 2021
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